Me and my monkey - Robbie Williams - Escapology

I hope that the chords are at the right place. Seems like copying and pasting does not work like it should.


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c
There was me and my monkey 
                     f				         Bb
And with his dungarees and roller blades smoking filter tips 
                                                                                                 As   
Reclining in the passenger seat of my super-charged jet black Chevrolet 
	  c                                         f
He had the soft-top down he liked the wind in his face 
                 Bb
He said "son you ever been to Vegas?" I said "no" 
			             As
He said "that?s where we?re gonna go you need a change of pace" 
c                                                 f
And we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the neon signs 
                Bb                                                                               As
He said "I left my wallet in El Segondo" and proceeded to take two grand of mine 
Bb                                                  As 
We made tracks to The Mandalay Bay Hotel 
Bb                                                               As   
Asked the bell boy if he?d take me and my monkey as well? 
Bb                                                                               As
He looked in the passenger seat of my car and with a smile he said 
Bb                                                                                       G7sus4           G
"If your monkey?s got that kind of money sir, then we?ve got a monkey bed!" 


c
Me and my monkey 
f
With a dream and a gun 
Bb                                             As
I?m hoping my monkey don?t point that gun at anyone 
c
Me and my monkey 
	   f	
Like Butch and the Sundance Kid 
Bb                                          As
Trying to understand why he did what he did 

Why he did what he did 

c                                           f
We got the elevator, I hit the 33rd floor 
                       Bb                                                                                        As
We had a room up top with the panoramic views like nothing you?d ever seen before 
c                                             f 
He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke 
                  Bb
He ran his little monkey fingers through yellow pages 
                                                As
Called up escort services and ordered some okey doke 
c                                                  f
Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door 
                       Bb                                                                As
In walked this big bad ass baboon into my bedroom with three monkey whores 
c                                           f
"Hi! my name is Sunshine - these are my girls 
Bb                                                                             As
Lace my palm with silver baby and oh yeah they?ll rock your world" 
Bb                                                                  As
So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gun 
Bb                                                               As
Was diggin? old Kurt Cobain singing ?bout lithium 
Bb                                                                      As 
There came a knock at the door and in walked Sunshine 
                     Bb	                                                                                                      G7sus4     G
"What?s up? you?d better get your ass in here boy, your monkey?s having too much of a good time!" 


c
Me and my monkey 
              f
Drove in search of the sun 
Bb
Me and my monkey 
          As
Don?t point that gun at anyone 
c
Me and my monkey 
       f
Like Billy The Kid 
Bb                                          As
Trying to understand why he did what he did 

Why he did what he did 


c                                                    f
Got tickets to see Sheena Easton, the monkey was high 
Bb                                                            As
Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died 
c                                    f
We left before encores, he couldn?t sit still 
Bb                                              As
Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill 
c                                                             f
We went to play black-jack kept hitting twenty three 
Bb                                                                As      
Couldn?t help but notice this Mexican just staring at me 
c                                   f
Or was it my monkey? I couldn?t be sure 
Bb                                                                                           As
It?s not like you?d never seen a monkey in rollerblades and dungarees before 
Bb                                                                      As
Now don?t test my patience ?cause we?re not about to run 
Bb                                                         As
That?s a bad ass monkey boy and he?s packing a gun 
Bb                                                  As
"My name is Rodriguez", he says with death in his eye 
Bb                                                                                           G7sus4                G
"I?ve been chasing you for a long time amigos and now your monkey?s gonna die!" 


c
Me and my monkey 
f
Drove in search of the sun 
Bb
Now me and my monkey 
               As
We don?t wanna kill no Mexican 

But we?ve got 
c                           f
Ten itchy fingers, one thing to declare 
Bb
When the monkey is high 
         As                                    c    f
You do not stare, you do not staaaare .. 
                  Bb             As  
You do not stare 


c
Look?s like we?ve got ourselves a Mexican stand-off here boy 
f
And I ain?t about to run 
Bb
Put your gun down boy 
As
How?d I get mixed up with this ***in? monkey anyhow