INTRO: |H (E-F#)|H (A F# A) | H | D C# H The A-F#-A passage is played very fast B E-F# What would Brian Boitano do B A-F# If he was here right now, B He'd make a plan G#m And he'd follow through, E F# That's what Brian Boitano'd do. B When Brian Boitano was in the olympics, A F# Skating for the gold, H He did two sow cows and a triple lutz, A F# B While wearing a blind fold. D# When Brian Boitano was in the alps, G#m Fighting grizzly bears, E He used his magical fire breath, F# And saved the maidens fair. B E-F# So what would Brian Boitano do B A-F# If he were here today, B G# I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, E F# That's what Brian Boitano'd do. A E F# I want this V-chip out of me, A E F# It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y. G#m D#m And I just want my mom E B To stop fighting everyone A For Wendy I'll be an activist, too, F# Cos that's what Brian Boitano would do. B E-F# And what would Brian Boitano do, B A-F# He'd call all the kids in town, B G# And tell them to unite for true E F# That's what Brian Boitano would do. Bridge: (intro one # up): C (F-G) | C (A#-G-A#) | D#-D-C C When Brian Boitano travelled through time A# G To the year 3010, C He fought the evil robot kings A# G C and saved the human race again E And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, Am He beat up Kubela Kong. F G G# Cos Brian Boitano doesn't take *** from an-e-y-body C# (F#-G#) So lets all get together, C# (C-G#) And unite to stop our mom's C# A#m And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too, F# G# Cos that's what Brian Boitano do. C# A#m And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too, F# G# C# Cos that's what Brian Boitano dooooo, F# G# C# That's what Brian Boitano do. That's it. Enjoy