This is a quite complicated version of "From the Ritz to the Rubble" Guitar 1 is Alex Turner's and guitar 2 James Cook's JAMES RIFF: e|--7-5-----------------------| B|------7-5-7---------------5-| G|------------4---4-7-4---4---| D|--------------7-------7-----| A|----------------------------| E|----------------------------| INTRO: Guitar 1: Guitar 2: Lyrics: Last night these two bouncers Guitar 1: Bm Guitar 2: Lyrics: and one of them's alreight the other one's a scary'un Guitar 1: d em Guitar 2: Lyrics: His way or no way totalitarian Guitar 1: Bm Guitar 2: Lyrics: He's got no time for you looking or breathing Guitar 1: d Guitar 2: Lyrics: How he don't want you too Guitar 1: em Guitar 2: Lyrics: So step out the queue Guitar 1: Bm Guitar 2: Lyrics: He makes examples of you Guitar 1: Guitar 2: Lyrics: And there's nowt you can say Guitar 1: d em Guitar 2: Lyrics: You hardly go through to the bit where you pay Guitar 1: Bm Guitar 2: Lyrics: And you realise then that it's finally the time Guitar 1: d em Guitar 2: Lyrics: To walk back past 10000 guys in the line Guitar 1: Bm Guitar 2: JAMES RIFF-->-->-->-->-->-->-->--> Lyrics: And you can swap jumpers and make another move Guitar 1: d em Guitar 2: -->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->--> Lyrics: He's still in your brain you've got something to prove Guitar 1: Bm Guitar 2: -->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->--> Lyrics: To all the smirking faces and the boys in black Guitar 1: d Guitar 2: -->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->--> Lyrics: Why can't they be pleasant? Guitar 1: em Guitar 2: Lyrics: Why can't they have a laugh? Guitar 1: Bm Guitar 2: JAMES RIFF-->-->-->-->-->-->--> Lyrics: He's got his hand in your chest Guitar 1: Guitar 2: -->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->--> Lyrics: He wants to give you a duff Guitar 1: d em Guitar 2: -->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->--> Lyrics: And secretly I think they want it all to kick off Guitar 1: Bm Guitar 2: -->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->--> Lyrics: They want arms flying everywhere and bottles as well Guitar 1: d Guitar 2: -->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->--> Lyrics: It's just something to talk about Guitar 1: em Guitar 2: Lyrics: A story to tell ya VERSE 1 Guitar 1: e|---------------------------| B|---------------------------| G|-------------------2-4-2-4-| D|-0-2-0-2--2-4-2-4----------| A|---------------------------| E|---------------------------| Guitar 2: e|-------------------| B|-------------------| G|-4--2--------------| D|-------4--2---2--0-| A|-------------------| E|-------------------| Well I'm so glad they turned us all away we'll put it down Guitar 1: e|---------------------------| B|---------------------------| G|-------------------2-4-2-4-| D|-0-2-0-2--2-4-2-4----------| A|---------------------------| E|---------------------------| Guitar 2: e|-------------------| B|-------------------| G|-4--2--------------| D|-------4--2---2--0-| A|-------------------| E|-------------------| to fate I said a thousand million things that I could never say Guitar 1: e|---------------------------| B|---------------------------| G|-------------------2-4-2-4-| D|-0-2-0-2--2-4-2-4----------| A|---------------------------| E|---------------------------| Guitar 2: e|-------------------| B|-------------------| G|-4--2--------------| D|-------4--2---2--0-| A|-------------------| E|-------------------| this morning Got too deep but how deep is Guitar 1: e|---------------------------| B|---------------------------| G|-------------------2-4-2-4-| D|-0-2-0-2--2-4-2-4----------| A|---------------------------| E|---------------------------| tooo deep VERSE 2 Guitar 1: Bm Guitar 2: Lyrics: This town's a different town today Guitar 1: d em Bm Guitar 2: Lyrics: This town's a different town to what it was last night Guitar 1: d em Guitar 2: Lyrics: You couldn't have done that on a Sunday Guitar 1: Bm Guitar 2: JAMES RIFF-->-->-->-->-->-->-->--> Lyrics: That girl's a different girl today Guitar 1: d em Bm Guitar 2: -->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->--> Lyrics: I said that girl's a different girl to her you kissed last night Guitar 1: d em Guitar 2: -->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->--> Lyrics: You couldn't have done that on a Sunday Of course not VERSE 1 Well I'm so glad they turned us all away we'll put it down to fate I thought a thousand million things that I could never think this morning Got too deep but how deep is tooo deep BRIDGE Bm d em x2 Bm Last night what we talked about d em It made so much sense Bm But now the haze has ascended d em It dun't make no sense anymore Bm Last night what we talked about d em It made so much sense Bm But now the haze has ascended d em It dun't make no sense anymore, Oh! SOLOS Guitar 1 (played slidey): A|-2-12-9-7-5-12-14-12-9-12-9-7-5-7-2-12-9-7-5-12-14-12-9-12-14-17-19 Guitar 2: Bm d em x4 Guitar 1: Bm d em x2 Guitar 2: JAMES RIFF Guitar 1: Bm d em x2 Guitar 2: JAMES RIFF LYCIRS: Da da dada Da da dada dadada Da da dada - Chom