You can't include LYRICS? That's messed up. There's plenty 'o' songs on this site with lyrics... -_- Well fine... Here's another short one from Stephen Lynch: Bitch... (Gimme my money) Buy the CD if you want the lyrics. Chords: G D C Em Am e|3-2-0-0--0-| B|3-3-1-0--1-| G|0-2-0-0--2-| D|0-0-2-2--2-| A|2-0-3-2--0-| E|3-0-0-0--0-| Intro/Main verse: G - D - C - D (Had to see...) (How do I say...) Bridge: Em-C-D-D ([How about] Bitch...) Em-C-G-D (I want...) Em-C-D-D (Hey...) Am-D (else...) End: G - D - C - D - G (Ass...)