Jim Henson's Dead
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
by Stephen Lynch
from "A Little Bit Special" (2001)


INTRO:
e]------3----------3-----3-------3-------
B]----3----------3-----3-------3---3-----
G]--3----------3-------------3-----------  (x2)
D]--------5--3---------------------------
A]-------------------3-------------------
E]-------------------------3-------------

then....
[Rhythm Figure 1]
    G               F     C
e]----------3----------------------------
B]------------3-----------------1--------
G]--------4-----4-------2-----0---0------  (x2)
D]------5---------5---3-----2-------2----
A]----5-------------3-----3-----------3--
E]--3------------------------------------


VERSE 1:
[Rhythm Figure 1]
Pokemons are silly....
[Rhythm Figure 1]
Barney's now just....
[Rhythm Figure 1]
the Power Rangers....
[Rhythm Figure 1]
Yeah the Pigs....
[Rhythm Figure 1]
and Oscar's still....
[Rhythm Figure 1]
and Animal is....


CHORUS:
[Rhythm Figure 2]
    F             G
e]--------1-------------3----------
B]----------1-------------3--------
G]------2-----2-------4-----4------
D]----3---------3---5---------5----
A]--3-------------5----------------
E]---------------------------------
Oh Jim Henson's dead....

[Rhythm Figure 2]
but his Muppets....

(the following chords are picked out in the same manner as above)
    F                   Dm                   C               
and Kermit's still hot....

[Rhythm Figure 1] (x2)
green.


VERSE 2:
G                  F           C
Bert is mad....
G             F      C
with a banana....
G                   F    C  G     F  C
They must learn....
         G                 F   C
Yeah the count....
    G                F      C
and no one....
    G                       F        C      G     F  C
and Scooter's pissed 'cause....


CHORUS
   F            G
Oh Jim Henson's dead....
F               G
but his Muppets....
    F                   Dm                   C          G      
and Kermit's still hot....
                                       G - F - C  (x2)
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12!


VERSE 3:
         G              F           C
Now Miss Piggy's just....
       G                      F              C
to the Swedish Chef who....
G                  F      C      G     F  C
and Cookie Monster wants....
         G                 F          C
Yeah and Big Bird, well....
        G                   F    C
why the two old guys....
      G         F      C      G      F  C
think Snuffalupagus....

CHORUS  (x2)

[Rhythm Figure 1] (x4)
easy being green oh.

Intro (x2)

End on G.


Chords used:
C......332010
Dm.....xx0231
G......355433
F......133211