D                Em7
You don’t always have to *** her hard
Em                           A
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
D                   Em7
Sometimes you gotta make some love
Em                        A 
And ***ing give her some smooches too
Bm                      G
Sometimes you've got to squeeze
Bm                          G
sometimes you’ve got to say please
D                        A
Sometimes you got to say hey

          D        Em7
I'm gonna *** you softly
Em                  A
I'm gonna screw you gently
	  D        Em7
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
          Em       A
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

Bm               G
And then you say hey I brought you flowers
D                A
And then you say wait a minute Sally
Bm               G                         	 Em
I think I've got something in my teeth could you get it out for me?
A
That's ***ing teamwork

D                    Em7
What's your favorite posish'
Em                               A                            D
That's cool with me, it's not my favorite, but I'll do it for you
                    Em
What's you favorite dish?
	                                     A
I'm not gonna cook it but I’ll order it from Zanzibar

Bm                          G
And then I'm gonna love you completely
D                               A
And then I'll funcking *** you discreetly
Bm			       G
And then I'll ***ing ball you completely
    Em                        A   C     G     D
And then I'm gonna fuuuuuuuck you haaaaaaaaaard
C         G        D
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrd