A D E A THEY OFFERED ME THE OFFICE, OFFERED ME THE SHOP A D E A THEY SAID I'D BETTER TAKE ANYTHING THEY?D GOT D DO YOU WANNA MAKE TEA AT THE BBC? E DO YOU WANNA BE, DO YOU REALLY WANNA BE A COP? A E F#m D CAREER OPPORTUNITIES ARE THE ONES THAT NEVER KNOCK A E F#m D EVERY JOB THEY OFFER YOU IS TO KEEP YOU OUT THE DOCK A E F#m D A E A E CAREER OPPORTUNITIES, THE ONES THAT NEVER KNOCK I HATE THE ARMY AN' I HATE THE RAF I DON'T WANNA GO FIGHTING IN THE TROPICAL HEAT" I HATE THE CIVIL SERVICE RULES AND I WON?T OPEN LETTER BOMBS FOR YOU A G A C A G A C A G A C D E BUS DRIVER....AMBULANCE MAN....TICKET INSPECTOR THEY?RE GONNA HAVE TO INTRODUCE CONSCRIPTION; THEY?RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE AWAY MY PRESCRIPTION IF THEY WANNA GET SEE MAKING TOYS IF THEY WANNA GET ME, WELL, I GOT NO CHOICE A C#m D E CAREERS AIN?T NEVER GONNA KNOCK A C#m D E CAREERS AIN?T NEVER GONNA KNOCK A C#m D E A CAREERS AIN?T NEVER GONNA KNOCK