Tool ~ Hooker With A Penis 

h- hammer on
p- pull off
b- bend
- slide down

Wait for drums... 
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|-3h5-5-3h5-5-3h5-5-3h5-5-3-3-3-3-| x4
D|---------------------------------|

G|---------------------------------|
D|-------3-----------3-------------|
A|-3h5-5---5---3h5-5---5---3-3-3-3-| x4
D|-----------0-----------0---------|

(verse starts)
G|-----------|
D|-----------|
A|-----------| x16
D|--3-0-0-3--|

G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|-3h5-5-3h5-5-3h5-5-3h5-5-3-3-3-3-| x3
D|---------------------------------|

G|---------------------------------|
D|-------3-----------3-------------|
A|-3h5-5---5---3h5-5---5---3-3-3-3-|
D|-----------0-----------0---------|

G|-----------|
D|-----------|
A|-----------| x8
D|--3-0-0-3--|
                            x3 then    ...slight variation
G|-----------------------------|-------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------|-------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------|-------------------------------|
D|-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-0-0-0-3-0-0-0-|

(Chorus starts)
G|--------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-3-3-3--------------------------------------------3h5-3h5-3h5-|
D|--------5-5-5--3p0-0--------3-3-3--5-5-5--3p0-0-0-------------|

G|------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------|
A|-3-3-3------------------------------------|
D|--------5-5-5--3p0-0--------3-3-3--5-5-5--|

G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------|
D|-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|

(1:40)
G|-----------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------7-7-7-6--|
A|------------3-3-3-2--5-------------------| x4
D|-b3-0-0-0-0------------0-0-0-0-----------|

(Verse)
G|-----------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------|
D|-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|

G|-----------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------|
D|-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-0-0-0-3-|

(Chorus)
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------3--------|
A|-3-3-3----------------------------------------------3h5---5p3-h5-|
D|--------5-5-5--3p0-0-------0-3-3-3--5-5-5--3-p0-0-0--------------|

G|-------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------|
A|-3-3-3-------------------------------------|
D|--------5-5-5--3p0-0-------0-3-3-3--5-5-5--|

                                   x4
G|------------------------------------|-------------|
D|------------------------------------|-------------|
A|------------------------------------|----SLOW-----|
D|-0-0-0-3--5-5-5-3--0-0-0-3--6-6-6-5-|-12-\\-----|

(Solo Part)
G|-------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------3h5p3-|
D|-7-7-7-7-0--7--6-6-6-6-0--6--5-5-5-5-0--5--3-3-3-3-0h3-------|

G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------3-------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------3h5---5h3p5-|
D|-0-7-7-7-7-0--7--6-6-6-6-0--6--5-5-5-5-0--5--3-3-3-3-------------|

G|--------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------3h5p3--|
D|-7-7-7-7-0--7--6-6-6-6-0--6--5-5-5-5-0--5--3-3-3-3-0h3--------|

G|----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-0-7-7-7-7-0--7--6-6-6-6-0--6--5-5-5-5-0--5--3-3-3-3-0-/-b12---|
    	    	    	    	    	    	    	    	    	 	 *Bend Slightly... VERY slightly
G|-------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------3h5-3h5-|
D|-7-7-7-7-0--7--6-6-6-6-0--6--5-5-5-5-0--5--3-3-3-3-0---------|

G|-----------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------|
D|-7-7-7-7-0--7--6-6-6-6-0--6--0-----3-----5-----7-----|

G|---------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------| x4
D|-3-0-0-3-0-0-6-6-5-0-3-0-0-3-0-0-7-7-6-|

G|---------------------|
D|---------------------|
A|---------------------| x4
D|-0-0-0-3-3-3-5h6h5h3-|

G|---------------------|
D|---------------------|
A|---------------------| x7
D|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|

Rest for "Shut up and..."

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D|*-----------------------------------------|
A|*---------5-------3h5---------1-------3h5-|
D|--0-0-0-0---0-3h5-----0-0-0-0---0-3h5-----|

G|-------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------*|
A|---------5-------3h5---------6----------3-------*| (x2)
D|-0-0-0-0---0-3h5-----0-0-0-0----0-0-0-0---0-3h5--|

G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|-3h5-5-3h5-5-3h5-5-3h5-5-3-3-3-3-| x4
D|---------------------------------|

G|-----------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------| x4
D|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|

G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
D|-12-\\--|
      SLOW

-ygdhf...