Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Capo 5th

Chords:
F7M : xx3210
F     : 133211

F7M         F
She used to live, with an Indian chief.
F7M         F 
Who gave her the clappe, that he got from a priest.


F7M         F
Night after night, I would lie with her pets
F7M         F
Like a mail order bride, in a box by the steps.


F7M         F
She went bungee jumping,
F7M         F
One fine day,
         F7M         F
Off the cliffs of our friendship,
             F7M      F 
And at the bottom she stayed.


F7M         F
When they told me, that her body was found
F7M         F
An astronaut drowned, in the Long Island Sound.


F7M         F
I tripped down the stairs in my basketball shoes.
F7M         F
And paddled downstream , in my fathers canoe.


       F7M        F
In the Kingdom of Bungee, 
       F7M         F
the castle's been stained.
        F7M       F
But the Kingdom of Incest,
            F7M       F
still has a mighty fine name.