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 Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee
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 Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee
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 Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo
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Wing wong ping pong king kong cheech n chong hop hip kagagoogoo

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Hickory dickory slickory flip flap dip skip to my lou
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Flim flam wham blam sam bam cunningham whack snack koochie koochie koo

               A5              E5                G5               D5 
Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle, you gotta eat grandmas stroodle
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 cause she stayed up all night to make it from scratch
          A5               E5              G5             D5
You gotta gish, you gotta gash, you gotta wax grandmas mustache
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 And lay out her socks and make sure they match
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Whoa, you gotta help out your grandma

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 Slappety dappety sling skism skasm bing bang boo
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A yip, a yap, a snippety snap walla, walla scrappy dappy doo
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Piddle paddle fiddle faddle widdle waddle awhee clunkety clang
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A plop, a fizz, a whackety whiz, chitty chitty bang wang lang

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Zippity doo dang lipidee ay oompa loompa doo
  E5            G5                  D5             A5
A piggly wiggly dooda stinky winky linky foo man choo

               A5              E5                 G5              D5    
Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle, you gotta shave grandmas poodle
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 cause grandma would do the same for you
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 You gotta libby, you gotta labby, you gotta hug grandma even though shes 
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flabby
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 cause you should know grandmas are people too
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Whoa, you gotta love your grandma

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Now if you listened to the words of this song
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You know theyre coming straight from the heart
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 Never make fun of your grandma
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Even when she rips a juicy fart

                A5              E5
And remember to dip, you gotta doodle
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You gotta stop playing with your noodle
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 cause grandma said it will make you go blind
          A5                 E5                G5               D5
You gotta gipper, you gotta giper, you gotta change grandmas diaper
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 And then pretend that you really didnt mind
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Whoa, respect to the grandma