Intro:
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--------------- |   (repeat until it's regular strumming of the chord)
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--8----8----8-- | 
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E#  C5   D5  Bb5

Verse:
E#               C5
She really wants me
   D5             Bb5
But I got a phobia
E#                    C5
And she really freaks me

Chorus:
                 D5
But I'm gonna swat her
               Bb5
I'm gonna swat her
               E#
I'm gonna swat her
               C5
I'm gonna swat her
               D5
I'm gonna swat her
               Bb5
I'm gonna swat her

Verse:
E#                 C5
She likes the Buzzcocks
D5              Bb5
But what do I get
E#                  C5
And she noise annoys me

Chorus:
                D5
I can't take anymore
               Bb5
Can't take anymore
                E#
Can't take anymore
               C5
I'm gonna swat her
                D5
I'm gonna swat her
                Bb5
I'm gonna swat her

Bridge:

G5      Bb5

G5                    Bb5
She bugs me She bugs me
G5                    Bb5
She bugs me She bugs me
G5                    Bb5
She bugs me She bugs me
G5                    Bb5
She bugs me She bugs me
                 E#
I can't take any more
               D5
I'm gonna swat her
(and so on with the chorus. The song ends on D.)

Stay groovy and keep on rockin'.