[Key: C ]

[Verse]

C              F            Am     G
You point and laugh because I am a virgin
C F Am G
Well haha, so?s my imaginary girlfriend
C F Am G
I look at her, she knows what Im after
C F Am G
Blow me like a dragon, I?ll be your dungeon master

I may look stupid when I have my cape on
I always wear it for the star wars marathon
Ive got no job, no car, no life at all
No bills to pay, no friends to call

[Chorus]

C G Am F
We live at home, no where to go, look around, were all alone
C G Am F
We watch tv and sleep till three, you call us losers, but we?re as happy as can be

[Verse]

You had a secret club you never let me in
You said I?m weak ?cuz I?m allergic to oxygen
I collect action figures, please dont call them ?dolls?
The athletes never let me play with them or with their balls

I have more comic books than I could ever read
And every episode of Bill Nye on DVD
Dont cook, dont clean, no my mommy does all that stuff
I wear my Batman pajamas to make me tough

[Bridge]

C G
Bazinga
Am
Scissors paper rock
F
Lizard beating Spock
C G
Bazinga
Am
I used to play World of Warcraft
F
But then I took a vagina to the cock

(C) SamWrestle & aequitaS 2011/2012