[Key: C5 ] [Verse] C5 F5 A5 G5 You point and laugh because I am a virgin C5 F5 A5 G5 Well haha, so?s my imaginary girlfriend C5 F5 A5 G5 I look at her, she knows what Im after C5 F5 A5 G5 Blow me like a dragon, I?ll be your dungeon master I may look stupid when I have my cape on I always wear it for the star wars marathon Ive got no job, no car, no life at all No bills to pay, no friends to call [Chorus] C5 G5 A5 F5 We live at home, no where to go, look around, were all alone C5 G5 A5 F5 We watch tv and sleep till three, you call us losers, but we?re as happy as can be [Verse] You had a secret club you never let me in You said I?m weak ?cuz I?m allergic to oxygen I collect action figures, please dont call them ?dolls? The athletes never let me play with them or with their balls I have more comic books than I could ever read And every episode of Bill Nye on DVD Dont cook, dont clean, no my mommy does all that stuff I wear my Batman pajamas to make me tough [Bridge] C5 G5 Bazinga A5 Scissors paper rock F5 Lizard beating Spock C5 G5 Bazinga A5 I used to play World of Warcraft F5 But then I took a vagina to the cock (C) SamWrestle & aequitaS 2011/2012