E5  A5

E5                                                        A5
He's a serious Mister shake his hand and he'll twist your arm

With monopoly money we'll be buying the funny farm
B5                                             F#5                   A5     
So I'll do flips and get paid in chips from a diamond as big as the Ritz
         E5          B5      A5 
Then I'm calling it quits

         Calling it quits


E5                                        A5
Eyes the color of candy lies to cover the handicap

Though your slippers are ruby you'll be led to the booby trap
B5                                                           F#5         A5
And there's no prize just a smaller size so I'm wearing the shoe til it fits


         E5          B5    A5 
Then I'm calling it quits

         Calling it quits
B5                                     A5       G5
Now he's numbering himself among the masterminds

Cause he's hit upon the leverage of valentines
B5                                  F#5
Lifting dialogue from Judy Collins storylines
      A5    A5 A5    A5     A5    A5
Where get-tough girls turn into goldmines


E5 A5 

    E5                        G5      B5
But oh, those polaroid babies taking chances with rabies
F#5                 A5    
Happy to tear me to bits
             E5          B5     A5   
Well, I'm calling it quits

Yes, I'm calling it quits  3x

            Now he's numbering himself among the masterminds

            Cause he's hit upon the leverage of valentines