Eb5
I know Seymour's the greatest
G5                   C#5    C5
But I'm dating a semi-sadist.
G5                       A5
So I've got a black eye
               D5            G5    C5   D5  
And my arm's in a cast.

G5 ,    C5 ,    D5

Eb5
Still that Semore's a Cutie
G5                          C#-dim  C5
Well, if not, he's got inner beauty

And I dream of a place 

Where we could be together at last

G5                              C5
A matchbox of our own
D5       D5             G5
A fence of real chain link,
E5                        G5
A grill out on the patio
A5      A5      C5
Disposal in the sink

D5 C5 , D5 , 

F5           G5     F5           
A washer and a dryer 
  F5      C5     F#m7(b5)
and an ironing machine
G5                                D5
In a tract house that we share
D5                            G5 ,   C5 , D5 , G5
Somewhere that's green.

G5                              C5
He rakes and trims the grass
D5       D5             G5
He loves to mow and weed
E5                        G5
I cook like Betty Crocker 
A5      A5      C5
And I look like Donna Reed

D5 C5 , D5 , 

F5           G5     F5            
There's plastic on the furniture 
 F5            C5            F#m7(b5)
To keep it neat and clean
G5                                D5
In the Pine-Sol scented air 
D5                            G5 ,   C5 , D5 , G5
Somewhere that's green

D5

Eb5                             F5
Between our frozen dinner 
               G5          D5        G5
And our bedtime, nine-fifteen
E5                 B5        G5
We snuggle watchin' Lucy 
             A5    A5            D5     A5      D5
On our big, enormous twelve-inch screen


G5                              C5
I'm his December Bride
D5       D5             G5
He's Father, he Knows Best
E5                        G5
Our kids watch Howdy Doody 
A5      A5      C5
As the sun sets in the west
F5           G5     F5    
A picture out of Better Homes
 F5      C5          C#5 - B5
 and Gardens magazine
                      G5
Far from Skid Row
                    C5 - D5
I dream we'll go
                            G5
somewhere that's green.

C5 , D5 , G5 , C5 , D5 , G5