Here's old Camp Granda by Allen Sherman for all us  old guys...      
 
Camp Granada (Allan Sherman) 
 
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Hello Mudda, Hello  Fadda
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Here I am at Camp  Granada 
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Camp is very  entertaining 
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And they say we Ill have some fun if it stops raining 
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I went hiking with Joe Spivey 
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He developed poison ivy 
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You remember Leonard Skinner 
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He got ptomaine  poisoning last night after dinner 
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All the counselors, hate the  waiters 
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And the lake has  alligators 
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And the head coach, wants no sissys  
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So he reads to us from something called Ullyses 
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Now I don't want, this should scare ya 
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But my bunkmate has malaria   
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You remember, Jeffrey Hardy 
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They are about to organize a  searching party 
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Take me home, oh Mudda Fadda
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Take me home, I hate  Granada 
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Don t leave me out in the  forest where 
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I might get eaten by a bear 
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Take me home, I promise I will not make noise 
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Or mess the house with other  boys 
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Oh please don t make me stay 
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I've been here one whole  day        - stop-  
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Dearest Fadda, darling Mudda 
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How is my precious, little brudda 
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Let me come home, if you miss me 
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I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me 
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Wait a minute, it stopped hailing 
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Guys are swimming, guys are sailing 
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Playing baseball, gee that is betta 
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Mudda, fadda,  kindly disregard this letta