Key: B5 , C#5

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Intro: Very Long with talks and messing up

Talk:
B--
nooone
We got it we got it
Ok Fuck you!!

Sing:
B5          E5           F#5
None of my friends are punks
B5          E5           F#5
None of my friends are punks

Talk:
I don't know
You're tough dude
That was just funny

Sing:
B5          E5           F#5
None of my friends are punks
B5          E5           F#5
None of my friends are punks
            B5
they've got pussy corporate jobs
       E--
So ill sit here like a fuck


Talk:
Hey dude John's 
still playing
(im so sorry)


Sing:
B5
None of my
E5           F#5
friends are punks
B5
None of my
E5           F#5
friends are punks
           B5
They could pull
some long shifts
E(hold)
whoooo 


Talk:
FUCK
Ready?

B5 C#(hold)
N--


Sing:
B5          E5           F#5
None of my friends are punks
B5          E5           F#5
None of my friends are punks
         B5
They all work at corporate jobs
        E5
While I sit here like a slob
     B5          F#5          B5
Yeah none of my friends are punks
C#5        F#5          Ab5
All of my friends are drunks
C#5        F#5          Ab5
All of my friends are drunks
      C#5
We go drinking every night
        F#5
Looking to get in a fight
      C#5        Ab5          C#5
Cause all of my friends are drunks

Talk:
C#(Hold)
Yeah thank you
Goodnight
Guess that's a wrap
I kept laughing because
I was thinking it did 
sound like you were saying
"none of my friends are drugs"
But then it said "all my 
friends are drunks"
that's not funny at all
I don't understand


Chorus 1:
B5          E5           F#5
None of my friends are punks
B5          E5           F#5
None of my friends are punks
         B5
They all work at corporate jobs
        E5
While I sit here like a slob
     B5          F#5          B5
Yeah none of my friends are punks


Chorus 2:
B5          E5           F#5
None of my friends are punks
B5          E5           F#5
None of my friends are punks
     B5
They converse with upper class
        E5
While I sit here on my ass
     B5          F#5          B5
Yeah none of my friends are punks


Chorus 3:
C#5        F#5          Ab5
All of my friends are drunks
C#5        F#5          Ab5
All of my friends are drunks
      C#5
We go drinking every night
        F#5
Looking to get in a fight
      C#5        Ab5          C#5
Cause all of my friends are drunks


Chorus 4:
C#5        F#5          Ab5
All of my friends are drunks
C#5        F#5          Ab5
All of my friends are drunks
         C#5
And they like to hum along
        F#5
While I sing these shitty songs
      C#5        Ab5          C#5    C#(Hold)
cause all of my friends are drunks