Key: F#5 Tuning: Standard EADGBe Intro: F#5 - Eb5 - B5 - C#- x4 Verse 1: F#5 It was just another B5 C#5 F#5 boring friday night when things got a B5 C#5 F#5 little out of control B5 a record player C#5 F#5 and some cds B5 C#5 is what he stole Refrain: B5 well he claims he wiped F#5 the finger prints C#5 F#5 clean off the stolen goods B5 but it's too bad he F#5 C#5 C5 C#5 C5 C#5 didn't hide the evidence C5 C#5 because he's going to- Chorus: F#5 Eb5 -jail B5 andy is C#5 F#5 Eb5 going to jail B5 andy is C#5 F#5 Eb5 going to jail B5 andy is C#5 F#5 Eb5 B5 C#5 going to jail Verse 2: F#5 now he's sitting in jail B5 C#5 F#5 B5 C#5 with a drunk and a wifebeater F#5 he says the food tastes weird B5 and the cell smells C#5 F#5 B5 C#5 like piss and beer (Repeat Refrain) (Repeat chorus) Outro: F#5 - Eb5 - B5 - C#- x4, F#(hold)