( E )
(I can't get them up, 
I can't get them up, 
I can't get them up at all)
Hey, ho, let go

Am  Dm  Am  Dm

      Am                             Dm
Good morning, killer king, you're a star
        Am                               Dm
That's gorgeous, hold it right where you are
     G                        Dm   C
The weather's kind of lousy today
     F                             Am     E   ( E7 )
So what, oh, what, oh, what?ll we play?

  Am                           Dm
Stratocaster strapped to your back
        Am                  Dm
It's a semi-automatic like Dad's
    G                           Dm    C
He taught you how to pause and reset
      F                         Am    E   ( E7 )
And that?s about as far as you get

     Am                       Dm
So what?s the use in going outside?
            Am                              Dm
It's so depressing when people die in real life
     G                             Dm    C
I'd rather pick up right where we left
 F                      C/G
Making out to faces of death, ooh
 F                      Am     E  ( E7 )
Making out to faces of death

    A                  D           C               F
And I could save you, baby, but it isn't worth my time
    A                  D             C               F
And I could make you chase me for a little Price is Right

        Am                        Dm
It?s a hit, but are you actually sure
     Am                         Dm
The targets in the crowd are a blur
     G                                Dm     C
The people screaming just like they should
     F                             C/G
But you don't even know if you're good, ooh
 F                             Am    E   ( E7 )
You don't even know if you're good

   Am                             Dm
So tie them up and feed them the sand
Am                            Dm
Try hard, tell us using your hands
   G                         Dm    C
A picture's worth a million words
 F                        C/G
And that way nobody gets hurt, ooh
 F                        Am    E   ( E7 )
And that way nobody gets hurt

A                  D            C              F
I could save you, baby, but it isn't worth my time
    A                  D             C               F
And I could make you chase me for a little Price is Right

  A       D
(Woo-ooh-ooh
 C       F
Woo-ooh-ooh
 A       D         C         F
Woo-ooh?ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

             Am
You?re my guitar hero
             Dm
You?re my guitar hero
             Am
You?re my guitar hero
             Dm
You?re my guitar hero
 E
Hey

Am                      Dm
X marks the box in the hole in the ground 
          C                             E
That goes off at a breath, so careful, don't make a sound
Am                      Dm
X marks the box in the hole in your head 
          C                     E   ( E7 )
That you dug for yourself, now lie in it

     Am                             Dm
Shut up about all of that negative shit
     Am                                    Dm
You wanted to make it, and now that you're in
      G                             Dm    C
You shut your eyes and flip the cassette
      F                             C/G
And that?s about the time that they hit, ooh
      F                             Am     E   ( E7 )
And that?s about the time that they hit

 Am                            Dm
What the fuck is up with this shit?
 Am                                Dm
It's certainly not worth getting upset
     G                               Dm    C
His hands are gone, and most of his head
      F                          C/G
And just when he was getting so good
 F                           Am    E   ( E7 )
Just when he was getting so good

A                  D           C               F
I could save you, baby, but it isn't worth my time
        A         D                    C               F
'Cause even if I saved you, there's a million more in line

  A       D
(Woo-ooh-ooh
 C       F
Woo-ooh-ooh
 A       D         C         F
Woo-ooh?ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

             Am
You?re my guitar hero
             Dm
You?re my guitar hero
             Am
You?re my guitar hero
             Dm
You?re my guitar hero
             Am
You?re my guitar hero

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