( E5 )
(I can't get them up, 
I can't get them up, 
I can't get them up at all)
Hey, ho, let go

A5  D5  A5  D5

      A5                             D5
Good morning, killer king, you're a star
        A5                               D5
That's gorgeous, hold it right where you are
     G5                        D5   C5
The weather's kind of lousy today
     F5                             A5     E5   ( E5 )
So what, oh, what, oh, what?ll we play?

  A5                           D5
Stratocaster strapped to your back
        A5                  D5
It's a semi-automatic like Dad's
    G5                           D5    C5
He taught you how to pause and reset
      F5                         A5    E5   ( E5 )
And that?s about as far as you get

     A5                       D5
So what?s the use in going outside?
            A5                              D5
It's so depressing when people die in real life
     G5                             D5    C5
I'd rather pick up right where we left
 F5                      C5
Making out to faces of death, ooh
 F5                      A5     E5  ( E5 )
Making out to faces of death

    A5                  D5           C5               F5
And I could save you, baby, but it isn't worth my time
    A5                  D5             C5               F5
And I could make you chase me for a little Price is Right

        A5                        D5
It?s a hit, but are you actually sure
     A5                         D5
The targets in the crowd are a blur
     G5                                D5     C5
The people screaming just like they should
     F5                             C5
But you don't even know if you're good, ooh
 F5                             A5    E5   ( E5 )
You don't even know if you're good

   A5                             D5
So tie them up and feed them the sand
A5                            D5
Try hard, tell us using your hands
   G5                         D5    C5
A picture's worth a million words
 F5                        C5
And that way nobody gets hurt, ooh
 F5                        A5    E5   ( E5 )
And that way nobody gets hurt

A5                  D5            C5              F5
I could save you, baby, but it isn't worth my time
    A5                  D5             C5               F5
And I could make you chase me for a little Price is Right

  A5       D5
(Woo-ooh-ooh
 C5       F5
Woo-ooh-ooh
 A5       D5         C5         F5
Woo-ooh?ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

             A5
You?re my guitar hero
             D5
You?re my guitar hero
             A5
You?re my guitar hero
             D5
You?re my guitar hero
 E5
Hey

A5                      D5
X marks the box in the hole in the ground 
          C5                             E5
That goes off at a breath, so careful, don't make a sound
A5                      D5
X marks the box in the hole in your head 
          C5                     E5   ( E5 )
That you dug for yourself, now lie in it

     A5                             D5
Shut up about all of that negative shit
     A5                                    D5
You wanted to make it, and now that you're in
      G5                             D5    C5
You shut your eyes and flip the cassette
      F5                             C5
And that?s about the time that they hit, ooh
      F5                             A5     E5   ( E5 )
And that?s about the time that they hit

 A5                            D5
What the fuck is up with this shit?
 A5                                D5
It's certainly not worth getting upset
     G5                               D5    C5
His hands are gone, and most of his head
      F5                          C5
And just when he was getting so good
 F5                           A5    E5   ( E5 )
Just when he was getting so good

A5                  D5           C5               F5
I could save you, baby, but it isn't worth my time
        A5         D5                    C5               F5
'Cause even if I saved you, there's a million more in line

  A5       D5
(Woo-ooh-ooh
 C5       F5
Woo-ooh-ooh
 A5       D5         C5         F5
Woo-ooh?ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

             A5
You?re my guitar hero
             D5
You?re my guitar hero
             A5
You?re my guitar hero
             D5
You?re my guitar hero
             A5
You?re my guitar hero

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