Intro: D (7 fr.) Verse: G5 C5 You tell me that you love me when i'm lying by your side D5 G5 ( D5 ) E5 you tell me that i am the only one who understands your fragile mind A5 that i'm blind to any evil you could do D5 and that i love you like any other girl could ever do G5 you love the things that i love C5 you love art and you love books D5 and you love love as much as i do G5 and you lovee my dirty looks ( D5 ) E5 B5 and you love me right now D5 so how Single notes: C#5 C5 D5 can you love Chords: G5 vegemite? C5 it tastes like sadness D5 it tastes like batteries G5 it tastes like asses D5 E5 G5 C5 C5 i cannot hold a man so close who spreads this cancer on his toast D5 G5 it is the vegemite my darling, or its me G5 D5 G5 you have to make the fucking choice C5 i cannot sit with you at breakfast D5 G5 the very smell of it obliterates my senses D5 E5 A5 and if that weren't bad enough you also eat the shit for lunch D5 which means we can't spend any time together what kind of relationship is that G5 C5 the choice is yours, my heart is in your hands D5 please wash your hands G5 D5 E5 you just had vegemite for lunch you selfish bastard Throughout this bit is just Am and D and Am again it's all about you isn't it, it's just take, take, take, take what about me? what about my feelings? G5 I'm Sorry Throughout the story chords are: G C D G Em Am D (same as verse) G5 I love you C5 D5 and no matter what you eat i'll always love you completely G5 D5 E5 i might just always leave the room at meal times A5 or refuse to touch or kiss you for a week D5 if you insist on putting that foul death paste in your mouth G5 C5 you're in my heart but put yourself inside my shoes D5 G5 i have to know, it shouldn't be that hard to choose G5 C5 C5 i know it's tearing you apart but it's the way it has to be D5 it is the vegemite my darling, Ab5 dim (or E5 ) it is the vegemite my darling D5 put down the vegemite fucker C5 G5 or i'll leave.