Verse 1:
A5             D5               E5            A5
Every year in winter time's a special celebration
      A5            D5                 E5               A5
Where everyone can hear the chime of love across the nation
A5                 D5                  E5             A5
Young and old are looking forward in bright anticipation
A5            D5           E5           A5
I suggest to party like never done before

Chorus:
           A5                  D5                
I wear my santa dress you put on your reindeer suit
A5                     E5
You start riding over rough and smooth
   A5                     D5
I crack my whip flippin' hohoho
A5           E5      A5
Let's have sex for christmas

           A5                  D5                
I wear my santa dress you put on your reindeer suit
    A5                         E5
You drag that carriage up and down the hood
   A5                     D5
I crack my whip flippin' hohoho
A5           E5      A5
Let's have sex for christmas

Bridge 1:
D5
   Slide up and down your chimney
A5
   Until my sack is empty
D5
   Let's stuff the christmas turkey
A5
   With delicious jerkey

Verse 2:
  A5                  D5                 E5                 A5
A christmas tree has got a branch with big balls hanging from it
    A5               D5               E5                A5
The snowman's got a carrot, so why don't you go down on it?
A5                 D5              E5             A5
Let me ring your jingle bells until my candles burning
       A5           D5                E5       A5
Let's fire up the ingle well, gift giving I come

Chorus:
           A5                  D5
I wear my santa dress you put on your reindeer suit
A5                   E5                    
You bend over and i do your ............
  A5                      D5
I crack my whip flippin' hohoho
A5          E5       A5
Let's have sex for christmas *Sexophone*

           A5                   D5
I wear my snowman suit you put on your turkey dress
  A5                       E5
I shift some carrot up into your chest
A5                       D5
Gingerbread through the oven door
A5          E5       A5
Let's have sex for christmas *Sexophone*

Saxophone Solo: A5     D5
                A5     E5
                A5     D5
                A5     E5  A5     B5

Bridge 2:
B5
  Slide up and down our chimneys  (I do)
F#5
  Until your sack is empty (that's true)
E5
  Let's see what's under the tree (you see)
F#5
  When we go down on our knee

E5
  Do you want santa's sweetness
F#5
  Your eyes, open your mouth and taste
E5
  I promised you a whtie christmas
F#5
  Now I let it snow on your face (yeah)

Chorus:
          B5                  E5
We wear a santa dress we put on our reindeer suit
B5                    F#5
We start riding over rough and smooth
   B5                        E5
We crack your whip flippin' hohoho
B5          F#5     B5
Let's have sex for christmas

          B5                  E5
We wear a snowman suit we put on our turkey dress
   B5                      F#5
We shift some carrot up into our chest
B5                       E5
Gingerbread through the oven door
B5          F#5     B5
Let's have sex for christmas

Outro: B5      E5
       B5      F#5
       B5      E5
B5          F#5     B5
Let's have sex for christmas
B5          F#5     B5
Let's have sex for christmas
B5          F#5     B5
Let's have sex for christmas
B5          F#5     B5
Let's have sex for christmas