Tuning: standard Intro/Trombone solo: C Am F G F G C C7M Am F G C Am C C Am C (listen to song for timing, its kinda hard to describe) C Am F G I've had a bad day, I am ashamed, And I'm afraid F G C C7M Am F G C Am C C Am C And I am drained of what was named self-respect C If the bridge that I was driving over Am F Collapsed while I was driving over it G That may not be such a bad thing F G I would finally meet my maker C C7M Am I could meet the great creator F G C Am C C Am C And I'd punch him for teaching me how to sing C And my body would be at the bottom Am Of a lake in West Virginia F G Instead of the bottom of this bottle that I drink F G I don't have a drinking problem C C7M Am Don't have a drinking solution F G C Am C C Am C I don't think I ever learned to think C And no one knows Am What it's like to be F G Anybody but themselves F G No one C C7M Am No-o one F G C Am C C Am C No-o one else (Thank you)