Tuning: standard Intro/Trombone solo: C5 A5 F5 G5 F5 G5 C5 C5 A5 F5 G5 C5 A5 C5 C5 A5 C5 (listen to song for timing, its kinda hard to describe) C5 A5 F5 G5 I've had a bad day, I am ashamed, And I'm afraid F5 G5 C5 C5 A5 F5 G5 C5 A5 C5 C5 A5 C5 And I am drained of what was named self-respect C5 If the bridge that I was driving over A5 F5 Collapsed while I was driving over it G5 That may not be such a bad thing F5 G5 I would finally meet my maker C5 C5 A5 I could meet the great creator F5 G5 C5 A5 C5 C5 A5 C5 And I'd punch him for teaching me how to sing C5 And my body would be at the bottom A5 Of a lake in West Virginia F5 G5 Instead of the bottom of this bottle that I drink F5 G5 I don't have a drinking problem C5 C5 A5 Don't have a drinking solution F5 G5 C5 A5 C5 C5 A5 C5 I don't think I ever learned to think C5 And no one knows A5 What it's like to be F5 G5 Anybody but themselves F5 G5 No one C5 C5 A5 No-o one F5 G5 C5 A5 C5 C5 A5 C5 No-o one else (Thank you)