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You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees
The original Conjuring Cat

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The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr. Mistoffelees's conjuring turn

Presto!

And we all say:

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Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
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A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!

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Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
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A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!


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He is quiet, he is small, he is black
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From his ears to the tip of his tail
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He can creep through the tiniest crack
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He can walk on the narrowest rail

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He can pick any card from a pack
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He is equally cunning with dice
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He is always decieving you into believing
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That he's only hunting for mice

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He can play any trick with a cork
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Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
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If you look for a knife or a fork
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And you think it is merely misplaced


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You have seen it one moment, and then it is gone!
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But you find it next week lying out on the lawn!


And we all say:

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Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
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A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!

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Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
  C5        -      F5     -   F5   -    Bb5 - Bb5 -
A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!


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His manner is vague and aloof
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You would think there was nobody shyer
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But his voice has been heard on the roof
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When he was curled up by the fire

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And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
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When he was about on the roof
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(At least we all heard that somebody purred)
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Which is incontestable proof

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Of his singular magical powers
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And I've known the family to call
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Him in from the garden for hours
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When he was asleep in the hall


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And not long ago this phenomenal cat
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Produced seven kittens right out of a hat!


And we all say:

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Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
  C5        -      F5     -   F5   -    Bb5 - Bb5 -
A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!

F5     -    C5      -       G5 -
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
  C5        -      F5     -   F5   -    Bb5 - D5
A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!

Ladies and gentlemen
I give you the marvelous
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!

Presto!