Chords by scobywifme

This is palyed with bar chords,
the up stroke ska style

(Verse Chords)
C5             G5              C5
Everyday when I get in my car 
G5
It's a Honda, you know 
C5              G5                  C5
I sit on down but I don't get too far 
G5
You wanna know why? 
C5                         G5
'Cuz I've gotta reach down 
                  C5       G5
And scratch an itch 
C5
In an area, an area 
G5                   C5     G5
That's so sensitive 

So I do a

(Chorus)
C5                   
Pinch and Roll (x2)
G5
Everybody do a 
C5
Pinch and Roll (x2) 
G5
If you're itchy do a 
C5
Pinch and Roll (x2) 
G5
We don't scratch, we do a 
C5
Pinch and Roll (x2) 
G5
Everybody do the pinch and role


(Verse Chords)
So if you've got a problem 
You know what to do 
Whether you're watching TV 
Or sniffing airplane glue 
Which we don't do 
Now the girls don't know 
But us guys we all know 
How to do a little dance 
We call the Pinch and Roll 
And we do the 

(Chorus)

(Untranslatable nonsense 

A sorry attempt at toasting)
(Complete jabber in a Terrible Jamaican accent) 

Pick it up(x6)

(Verse Chords)
Now if you've got a rash 
Or a minor glitch 
Stick your hands on down 
And give yourself a big pinch 
Then you roll it around 
Around and round it goes 
But after you're done 
Make sure you know where it goes 
Not in your nose 

(chorus)