E5             A5
Head on the wall...

G5                       C5
And my piss hardly makes the stall,

G5                              C5
And this time it's not an act.

G5                C5
This time I swear it's fact.


E5              A5
Now I ramble on,

G5            C5
About that girl who's gone;

G5                                C5
And I tried teaching her guitar,

G5                       C5
Now she's standing at the bar.


A5
She tells me her favourite song,

C5
And I say, "Yeah, that's a good one..."

A5
She says it follows her around.

C                                 Move up two frets and strum once
No shit, it's by the Beatles.


E5        B5
I'm so lost,

F#5
And I live just around the corner.

E5                 B5
Well, here's a thought,

F#5
Get Frank McCourt to write the foreword.


A5
And I'm John Lennon, in '67.

F#5
I'm John Lennon, in '67.

A5
I'm John Lennon, in '67.

F#5
I'm John Lennon, in '67.


E5 / A5 / G5 / C5
G5 / C5 / G5 / C5


E5                A5
Adam's in love again.

G5                                 C5
And the good Rev wants to jam instead.

G5                    C5
Morgan's hearing none of it.

G5                          C5
She says we're doing it again.


E5                              A5
The neighbourhood's up in arms.

G5                                  C5
They're trying to shut down all the bars

G5                       C5
When everyone's a private eye

G5                                   C5
They're hiding in the bushes every night.


A5
The cats square off in the street,

C5
The dogs go through the garbage.

A5
You wanna stay for the night tonight?

C                                       C then slide up two frets strum once
Well I know all about platonic, honey.


E5        B5
I'm so lost,

F#5
And I live just around the corner.

E5                 B5
Well, here's a thought,

F#5
Get Frank McCourt to write the foreword.


A5
And I'm John Lennon, in '67.

F#5
I'm John Lennon, in '67.

A5
I'm John Lennon, in '67.

F#5
I'm John Lennon, in '67.


(Power chords here, 3 down strums each)
C#5 / B5 / A#5 / A5 (Repeat 4 times then:)

C#5 (Strum once)

(Key Change)
-Palm muted and slower

C#5          F#5
Head on the wall...

E5                        A5
And my piss hardly makes the stall,

E5 (Strum quickly then stop at "act")
And this time it's not an act.


E5        B5
I'm so lost,

F#5
And I live just around the corner.

E5                 B5
Well, here's a thought,

F#5
Get Frank McCourt to write the foreword.


A5
And I'm John Lennon, in '67.

F#5
I'm John Lennon, in '67.

A5
I'm John Lennon, in '67.

F#5
I'm John Lennon, in '67.

(Power chords here, 3 down strums each)
C#5 / B5 / A#5 / A5 (Repeat twice, end on A5 )