Opening:

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Cm
There is a beggar in the mirror babe
He's been standing there since noon
He's asking for a sacrament
But he's singing out of tune

Fm
There is a beggar in the mirror babe
He's got a monkey on his knees
Cm
He jitters as he falls asleep
Reminiscent of the trees

G                  Bb
Oh what a strange, strange way
G               Bb
To make me start my day
Fm
With the news
Of theses Subconscious, Overly-Familiar Blues

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Cm
There is a French girl in the mirror babe
She's wearing satin strings
Her dog is named Toulouse Lautrec
He's seen some dirty things

Fm
There's a piano in the mirror babe
But all it's keys are black
Cm
The monkey's playing muted horn
The French girl's playing cello in the back

G                  Bb
Oh what a strange, strange way
G               Bb
To make me start my day
Fm
With the news
Of theses Subconscious, Overly-Familiar Blues

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Cm
There is a bottle in the mirror babe
And it's full of past regrets
The beggar and the French girl
Are drinking to forget

Fm
There is a windmill in the mirror babe
Which the monkey painted red
Cm
There are hookers singing lullabies
For all the tears the beggar shed

G                  Bb
Oh what a strange, strange way
G               Bb
To make me start my day
Fm
With the news
Of theses Subconscious, Overly-Familiar Blues

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b---4-4--------4-4-------4-4------x-x-x-x- | 
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Cm
There is a midget in the mirror babe
And a giant on his head
And the midget's made of gummy-bears
And the giant's made of led

Fm
There is a beggar in the mirror babe
He's howling at the moon
Cm
He's asking for repentance
But he's singing out of tune

G                  Bb
Oh what a strange, strange way
G               Bb
To make me start my day
Fm
With the news
Of theses Subconscious, Overly-Familiar Blues

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b---4-4--------4-4-------4-4----- | 
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