INTRO: D A D D D7 Darlin, you say you love me, But there so many things G D you could do to prove that love to me. You kiss me, and you hold me, bring me flowers all the time E A But that?s not enough to satisfy my needs G D If you love me, you?ll sleep on the wet spot. A D You?d buy my tampons, with your food stamps. G D You?d take out the garbage, clean out the cat box. A D If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours. D D7 No you can?t watch Jerry Springer, cause my dadgum wrastlin?s on G D Now keep that baby just as quiet as a mouse And get your booty in that kitchen, and fry me up E A some pork chops and eggs, like they do at waffle house. G D If you love me, you?ll sleep on the wet spot. A D You?d buy my tampons, with your food stamps. G D You?d take out the garbage, clean out the cat box. A D If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours. G Quit your snorin, it?s so borin, and I?m freezin, cause your teasin me D with just the corner of the covers, I could smother your face, Bm with the pillow, billowin? the sheets E A when you roll on the dog and he lets one, loose. G D If you love me, you?ll sleep on the wet spot. A D You?d buy my tampons, with your food stamps. G D You?d take out the garbage, clean out the cat box. A D If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours. A D If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours. A D Or sleep on the floor