Intro:  D5

      D5
I`m home

On Monday
   C5
Around midday
                    D5
When a mysterious finger
             Bb5
On my doorbell

Wakes me up
               F5              C5
I put my feet in my slippers
           D5
Wait a minute!

I open the door
       C5
My heart beats fast
        D5
She was all wet
               Bb5
Wearing her red dress
F5                   C5                          F5
Asking for a phone to make a call

She called New York
                      C5
And made a China deal
D5                                    Bb5
Between two enemy countries
                F5
Said the stuff``s Russian
           C5
And tried my cold coffee
       D5                                           Bb5
She got a towel in the locker of my      bathroom
        F5                 C5           F5
And put her red dress to dry


      D5
I`m sat down

In my easy-chair
                   C5
Reading a book that I`m reading
          D5                        Bb5
When     suddenly she call`s me upstairs
               F5              C5
I put my feet in my slippers
           D5
Wait a minute!

I open the door
       C5
My heart beats fast
        D5
She was layin in the bath
  Bb5
Offering her little foot
 F5                     C5             F5
Asking me to soap it softly

She poisoned her bait
        A5
And fished me in her madness
D5                                                   Bb5
Made that ephemeral moment like heaven
F5                                                        C5
Taught me the Kama Sutra among soap bubbles
       D5
She got inside in one of then
        Bb5
And floated away
          F5                  C5                    F5
Only now can I realize who she was

SOLO1:  
( D5  C5   D5  Bb5 )
 
               F5              C5
I put my feet in my slippers
           D5
Wait a minute!

SOLO2:  
( D5  C5   D5  Bb5 )

               F5              C5
I put my feet in my slippers
           D5
Wait a minute!


          F5
She poisoned her bait
        A5
And fished me in her madness
D5                                                   Bb5
Made that ephemeral moment like heaven
F5                                                        C5
Taught me the Kama Sutra among soap bubbles
       D5
She got inside in one of then
        Bb5
And floated away
          F5                  C5                    F5
Only now can I realize who she was