(Capo on 2) D5 G5 C5 A5 D5 G5 C5 C5 D5 G5 C5 A5 I'm a man of reason, and they say 'tis the season D5 G5 C5 E5 To be jolly, but it's folly when you volley for position D5 G5 C5 A5 Never in existence has there been such a resistance D5 G5 C5 E5 To ideas meant to free us, if you could see us then you'd listen D5 G5 C5 A5 Toiling through the ages making toys on garnished wages D5 G5 C5 E5 There's no union, we're only through when we outdo the competition D5 G5 C5 C5 I make toys but I've got aspirations D5 G5 C5 C5 Make some noise, use your imagination D5 G5 C5 C5 Girls and boys, before you wish for D5 G5 What you wish for, there's a list for who's been D5 C5 G5 G5 C5 C5 C5 N.C. Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf D5 G5 C5 A5 A full indentured servitude can reflect on one's attitude D5 G5 C5 E5 But that silly red hat just makes the fat man look outrageous D5 G5 C5 A5 Absurd though it may seem , you know I've heard there's even been D5 G5 C5 E5 Illegal doping, and though we're coping, I just hope it's not contagious D5 G5 C5 A5 You try to start a movement and you think you see improvement D5 G5 C5 E5 But when thrown into the moment, we just don't seem so courageous D5 G5 C5 C5 I make toys but I've got aspirations D5 G5 C5 C5 Make some noise, use your imagination D5 G5 C5 C5 Girls and boys, before you wish for D5 G5 What you wish for, there's a list for who's been D5 C5 G5 G5 C5 Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf G5 You look at yourself, you're an elf A#6b5 A74 Fmaj13 And the shelf is just filled with disappointing memories C5 G5 A#6b5 Trends come and go, and your friends wanna know A5 Fmaj13 E5 Why you aren't just happy making crappy little gizmos D5 G5 C5 C5 N.C. Every kid knows they'll just throw this stuff away D5 G5 C5 A5 We're used to repetition so we drew up a petition D5 G5 C5 E5 We the undersigned feel undermined, let's redefine employment D5 G5 C5 A5 We know that we've got leverage, so we'll hand the fat man a beverage D5 G5 C5 E5 He'll sit back while we attack the utter lack of our enjoyment D5 G5 C5 A5 It may be tough to swallow, but our threats are far from hollow D5 G5 C5 N.C. E5 He may thunder, but if he blunders he may wonder where the toys went D5 G5 C5 C5 I make toys but I've got aspirations D5 G5 C5 C5 Make some noise, use your imagination D5 G5 C5 C5 Girls and boys, before you wish for D5 G5 What you wish for, there's a list for who's been D5 C5 G5 G5 Naughty or nice, but consider the price D5 C5 G5 G5 Naughty or nice, but consider the price D5 C5 G5 G5 N.C. C5 (7 fr.) Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf