INTRO B5 , D5 , A5 , A5 - Bb5 - B5 , D5 , A5 VERSE ONE B5 D5 A5 A5 - Bb5 Alchohol, my permanent accessory B5 D5 A5 A5 - Bb5 Alchohol, a party time necessity B5 D5 A5 F#5 Alchohol, alternative to feeling like yourself D5 E5 A5 , E5 , A5 , E5 , Oh, alchohol, I still drink to your health CHORUS A5 E5 F#5 A5 - Bb5 - B5 D5 A5 E5 I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alchohol VERSE TWO B5 D5 A5 A5 - Bb5 Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea B5 D5 A5 A5 - Bb5 A Malibu and Coke for you, a G. and T. for me B5 D5 A5 F#5 Alchohol, your songs resolve like my life never will D5 E5 A5 , E5 , A5 , E5 When someone else is picking up the bill CHORUS (as above) F#5 D5 E5 F#5 Oh, alchohol, would you please forgive me? D5 E5 F#5 D5 E5 A5 , E5 For while I cannot love myself, I'll use something else BRIDGE A5 A5 A5 D5 D5 A5 I thought that alchohol was just for those with nothing else to do A5 A5 A5 D5 A5 I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze A5 A5 D5 A5 But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose A5 A5 D5 E5 To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse [During piano solo play intro] CHORUS (as above) E5 F#5 B5 D5 Would you please ignore that you found me on the floor A5 E5 trying on your camisole? F#5 D5 E5 F#5 D5 E5 F#5 Oh, alchohol, would you please forgive me, for while I cannot love myself D5 E5 A5 I'll use something else OUTRO A5 , E5 (x4 and end on A5 ) B1: Submit