Standard tuning Capo on 2nd fret, with the low E string left open [Intro] D , C9 (x5) [Verse 1] D C9 D C9 You're in an all-girl band D C9 D C9 Your futon's second hand D C9 D C9 D C9 D C9 A74 D Your parents understand, but you don't care D C9 D C9 I have a job in a shop D C9 D C9 I'm an under cover cop D C9 D C9 D C9 D C9 I make sure the customers aren't thieves [Pre-Chorus] A Em Old at being young A Em Young at being old A Em Everything's on hold within our evolution [Chorus] D F7M Em A74 A7 You're my alternative girlfriend D F7M Em A74 A7 I love you and now you cannot pretend Bm G There's nothing left that won't cross over [Verse 2] Last night we slept on the lawn You woke up and I was gone Back to the dream I dream to leave My life with her is a bore A worn-out metaphor No more surprises up its sleeve [Pre-Chorus] We're old at being young, young at being old Everything's been sold to others' revolutions [Chorus] [Bridge] D C9 G You live above your dad's four-car garage D C9 G With your vinyl and imaginary entourage D C9 G If I pull up in a U-Haul, pack up quick D C9 F7M So we can get out of this town, 'cause it makes me sick [Chorus]