-Standard Tuning- -Capo on the 2nd fret- -Tempo- Fast ?? = 152 [Intro] G5 , E5 (x4) [Verse 1] G5 E5 C5 When you walked in, I said with a grin D5 G5 That we were just talking about you E5 C5 We all had to lie because you would cry D5 If you knew we were laughing at you [Pre-Chorus 1] G5 Eb+ E5 G5 In the momentary lull before the band begins to play C5 D5 G5 D5 There's an overwhelming stench of alibi [Chorus] G5 E5 Come on now, now C5 Come on now, now A5 D5 G5 Enjoy the humour of the situation E5 Come on now, now C5 Come on now, now A5 D5 Enjoy the humour of the situation [Instrumental] G5 , E5 (x2) [Verse 2] I said on the phone "Don't wait 'till I'm home" But I'm sure I could hear you crying I said where I was, but you doubt it because It's the caller I.D. you're buying [Pre-Chorus 2] In the hour that it took for me to drive up to the door You'd arranged all my belongings on the lawn [Chorus] (x2) Come on now, now Come on now, now Enjoy the humour of the situation [Bridge] C5 G5 Bb5 F5 Have you heard the one about the boy F5 C5 G5 C5 Who moved into the henhouse to sleep? G5 Bb5 F5 He woke up with egg on his face F5 C5 D5 When he found out all the hens had crossed the street [Chorus] (x2) Come on now, now Come on now, now Enjoy the humour of the situation [Verse 3] As I walked out, I thought about all I had left behind me I felt a chill because I was still Wearing the emperor's new clothes [Pre-Chorus 3] My mind was racing with each chance that I had missed While your next door neighbour soaked be with the house [Pre-Chorus 4] I've never felt so small, I've never been so dissed As I shiver, dripping, while the chorus goes: [Chorus] (x3) Come on now, now Come on now, now Enjoy the humour of the situation [Coda] G5 , E5 , C5 , A5 , D5 , A5 , D5 , G5 [End on G5 ]