(see bottom for chords)

VERSE 1 (see below for guitar interlude played during verse)
          G#5
Well I thought about the army
            D#5         
Dad said, "Son you're fucking high"
        C#5                                               G#5
And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything
                        
So I took my old man's advice, three sad semesters
        D#5              
It was only fifteen grand 
          C#5
spent in bed, I thought about the army
G#5                  C#5            
I dropped out and joined a band instead


CHORUS (piano solo)
D#5  A#5  G#5
D#5  A#5  G#5


VERSE 2 (same as verse 1 except for Fm chord)
Grew a moustache and a mullet   
Got a job at chick-fillet
Citing artistic differences 
the band broke up in May
        F5             
And in June reformed without me
And they got a different name
I nuked another grandma's apple pie
And hung my head in shame, no

CHORUS (listen to song for the arrangement of the chords)
D#5  A#5  G#5
Been thinking a lot today

D#5  A#5  G#5
Been thinking a lot today

BRIDGE
F#5  C#5                       G#5
Oh  Oh Think I'll write a screenplay
F#5  C#5                          G#5
Oh  Oh Think I'll take you to LA
F#5  C#5                         C5
Oh Oh  Think I'll get it done yesterday

(The guitar part played during the bridge goes something like this)
e | ------------------------ |   
b | ------------------------ |     (this followed by triplets of each note heading back down)   
g | ------------------------ |     (11-11-11-10-10-10-(b9)(b9)9?.)
d | ------------------------ |   
a | ------------------------ |   
e-4-5-6-7-8-(b9)10-11-  

PIANO SOLO (listen to song for arrangement of chords)
F5  C5  F5  C5  
A#5  D#5  G#5  G#5
F5  C#5  C#5  F5  F5

GUITAR SOLO (played along with G#  D#m  C#  G# chords)
e | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
b | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
g | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
d | ---6-------6s10---8-------8s13---11-------11s15---13---11---10---8---6- | 
a | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
e | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 

HORN INTERLUDE ("")
G#5  D#5  C#5  G#5
G#5  D#5  C#5  G#5

VERSE 3 (same chords as previous verse)
In this time of introspection
On the eve of my election
I say to my reflection
God please spare me more rejection
'Cause my peers, they criticize me
And my ex-wives all despise me
Try to put it all behind me
But my redneck past is nipping at my heels 

CHORUS (same as previous chorus)

ENDING
               F#5
I thought about       
A#5       G#5
   the army


CHORDS (these are all the chords used in the song. There are a lot but you basically just need G#, D#m and C# for the main parts of the song)