Intro: C5 - F5 - A5 - F5


C5       F5   A5
I got a bad flavor
C5     F5     A5
I got dirty clothes
C5       F5       A5
I got a strange neighbor
C5   F5       A5   F>
who doesn't have curtains on her windows

C5       F5   C5
I got a pet hedgehog
C5        F5          A5
drinkin' jaeger all day
C5          F5     C5           F5
you got me crate combo and a baby on the way
         A5
but it's ok

A5         C5    F5        C5
It's gonna take a lot of time
C5      F5 C5   F5     C5    F5      C5
before i can cross that finish line
A5       F5 C5              F5
and when i can't take the fall
C5                   F5    A5
i really wanna make that call

C5 - F5 - A5 - F5
ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah

C5      F5      C5    A5
That's my new best friend
C5   F5              A5
ann disaster's her name
C5             F5          C5 A5
we're passin' out on the carpet
C5       F>
and our attributes are the same

C5        F5       A5
It's the slacker lifestyle
F5       C5     F5 A5
that we do so well
A5               C5
bills are due on monday
F5              C5         F5
i'm oblivious, can't you tell


A5         C5    F5        C5
It's gonna take a lot of time
C5      F5 C5   F5     C5    F5      C5
before i can cross that finish line
A5       F5 C5              F5
and when i can't take the fall
C5                   F5    A5
i really wanna make that call

F5
my brain is super-fried
C5
it involves pain to look inside


A5         C5    F5        C5
It's gonna take a lot of time
C5      F5 C5   F5     C5    F5      C5
before i can cross that finish line
A5       F5 C5              F5
and when i can't take the fall
C5                   F5    A5
i really wanna make that call