remember me joanna A we were only 17 D A you took me to places most teengers have never been A G E didnt need no room or bed because we had your car A D S ask you if you'd marry me A you said "no!" cause one day i'll be a star G E A reggae strumming comes in on last A* this is a live acoustic version so im not sure about the recorded version, but this is he plays on the one ive heard* continues on in the same way* highschool, it was rough on me i dont think that i was cool especially when you dumped me in front of everyone you called me a fool said its nothing personal i just wasnt on par how can i date a big fat loser when one day im gonna be a star you graduated with honors joanna while i was on the five year plan (plan) i swore i'd win you back joanna things will be different when i become a man college was much easier party'd every nite but everytime i fucked a girl i saw your face, turn off the lights now i'm in the work force spend nite time in a bar often when i think of you i wonder, did you ever become a star it was dicki's bachelor party and everyone was there then i got so faded that i chipped a toothe when i fell down the stairs time for a private lap dance, it wasnt very far you said hi my names' joanna, im a 50 dollar and hour star that made me laugh y'all do u remember me joanna (yeah) do u remember me cause i remember you i remember when you danced in that play you wore that dress and that flower lei 'member me joanna i had those plaid shorts, i bought the plaid shorts size 42 plaid shorts i was wearing in izod 'member me joanna cause i sure as fuck remember you 'member me joanna, remember me joanna yeah anna oh