Transcribed by Peter Tangney Ab5 Bb5 Ab5 G5 Welcome to my kitchen, I will just about be dishing C5 Eb5 Up as much as you can take, scoop my heart into a plate Ab5 G5 Step into the light, and my eyes are open wide C5 Eb5 Let me flash at you a smile, that I've been practising a while Ab5 Bb5 As much as you can take Ab5 G5 If I fall off the stage, will you feel fully entertained? C5 Eb5 Well I really don't mind if you're not listening Ab5 G5 I could be myself I could be somebody else C5 Eb5 There's a million other people that I'd rather be Ab5 Bb5 But it's much too much too late chorus: Eb5 G5 C5 All welcome tonight, hope you're feeling alright Bb5 Eb5 I could be cornering myself G5 C5 Out here in a daze, don't belive what I say Bb5 I'm full of promises of.. Ab5 G5 I should be alone in my.. I should have stayed at home C5 Eb5 These butterflies inside wanna take me for a ride Ab5 G5 It's over pretty quickly, still it makes me feel quite sickly C5 Eb5 And I hope that you don't mind, you know I do this all the time Ab5 Bb5 I often wonder why chorus: Eb5 G5 C5 All welcome tonight, hope you're feeling alright Bb5 Eb5 I could be cornering myself G5 C5 Out here in a daze, don't believe what I say Bb5 I'm full of promises oh no.. Eb5 G5 C5 La la la la la la hope you're feeling alright Bb5 Eb5 G5 C5 All welcome tonight hope you're feeling alright Bb5 end on Eb5