Capo II INTRO: C5 C5 F5 C5 (4x) C5 Sittin' on the sofa just watchin' TV Flippin' thru the channels and what do I see C5 A swimsuit model on the Cozumel sand C5 And some lucky guy with a towel in his hand F5 Holdin' it up as she changes her suit G5 C5 N C Gettin' all the best shots at the photo shoot CHORUS: F5 C5 How do you get that job, that's what I wanna know G5 C5 Wherever he went to school, that's where I wanna go C5 F5 C5 C5 G5 A5 Holdin' up that towel, he's got it all figured out, yessireebob C5 G5 C5 How hard could it be, that's the life for me, how do you get that job Well there's doctors and lawyers with Ph.D's Who spend half their lives just to get their degrees There's pro balls players we can all name Who spend every wakin' hour tryin' to master their game Then there's the guy with no talent by the girl with no clothes On the beach by the ocean in Mexico CHORUS SOLO Spoken over SOLO: --So Jack, you gotta tell me, what do you talk about when they're changin'? --Oh, the usual Blaine...quantam physics, foreign policy... --Yeah, that's great; you ever sneak a look over the towel? --You want the truth Blaine? You can't handle the truth. CHORUS C5 G5 A5 A5 C5 G5 Hey that's the life for me, yessireebob C5 How do you get that job