C5              G5
The silicon chip inside her head 
     F5               G5
Gets switched to overload
    C5                    G5
And nobody's gonna go to school today,
            F5                 G5
She's gonna make them stay at home,
    A5                 G5
And daddy doesn't understand it,
          C5                    F5
He always said she was good as gold,
           F5
And he can see no reasons
          F5
Cos there are no reasons
     F5                        G5
What reason do you need to be shown


        C5                G5
Tell me why I don't like mondays,
        F5                G5
Tell me why I don't like mondays,
        C5                G5
Tell me why I don't like mondays,
        F5                    G5
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo - oo - oot
C5            C5
The whole day down.


    C5                G5
The Telex machine is kept so clean
       F5                  G5
And it types to a waiting world,
    C5
And Mother feels so shocked
         G5
Father's world is rocked,
          F5
And their thoughts turn to
      G5
Their own little girl.
A5                       G5
Sweet sixteen ain't that peachy keen,
       C5                  F5
No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat,
         F5
They can see no reasons
          F5
Cos there are no reasons
     F5              G5
What reasons do you need


        C5                G5
Tell me why I don't like mondays
        F5                G5
Tell me why I don't like mondays
        C5                G5
Tell me why I don't like mondays
        F5                    G5
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo - oo - oot
C5            A5                             F5
The whole day down, down, down, shoot it all down...


            C5                        G5
And all the playing's stopped in the playground now
    F5                      G5
She wants to play with her toys a while,
    C5                      G5
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
        F5               G5
And the lesson today is how to die.
             A5
And then the bullhorn crackles,
        G5
And the captain tackles,
         C5                          F5
With the problems and the how's and why's
           F5
And he can see no reasons
          F5
Cos there are no reasons
     F5                     G5
what reason do you need to die


        C5                G5
Tell me why I don't like mondays
        F5                G5
Tell me why I don't like mondays
        C5                G5
Tell me why I don't like mondays
        F5                    G5
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo - oo - oot
C5            C5
The whole day down.