Tabbed by Bill Fogarty
 Chord Version and corrections by GimpyF 

Intro:

e | -12------------------------ | 
B | ----14-12-14--------------- | 
G | -------------12-13-11-13--- | 
D | --------------------------- | 
A | --------------------------- | 
E | --------------------------- | 


    E5                C#5 
The whole world is watching me
      G#5             A5 
As I light up the TV screen
     E5       G#5
My life's a parade
  C#5            F#5
But I've got it made
   A5                B5
I hope everyone will see

     E5                C#5 
I want my ratings to go up
      G#5             A5 
I hope you all wish me luck
     E5       G#5 
I'll act like I care
  C#5           F#5
About your welfare
   A5                B5
And I'll pretend I'll stay in touch


I want to be on your good side    | 
I've got nowhere else to hide     |  = Same chords
Everything that you hear          | 
May not be sincere                | 
At least my voice is amplified    | 


C#5         G#5     A5             E5        
I think my credibility has gone away
C#5         G#5     A5             E5        
The colors on your television will turn gray
C#5         G#5     A5             E5        
I'll make a living while i exploit everyone
C#5         G#5     A5             E5        
I never thought this way of life would be so fun

e | ------------------ | 
B | ------------------ | 
G | ------------------ |  play
D | ------------------ |  4x
A | --(b9)(b9)(b9)(b9)8-7-6--- | 
E | --7-7-7-7-6-5-4--- | 

E5            G#5      A5       E5
Please come onto my talk show
E5            G#5      A5       E5   x2
I'll share everything I know

C#5  B5  A5  E5