C5
johnny wishes he was just a little bigger,
        A#5                        F5
frankie wishes he was back on the force.
C5
Hairy Hal wishes for ladies and gals,
       A#5                         F5
Little William wants to get a divorce.
 

                                    A#5
its Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Eve,
      F5                      C5
Can't Leave, Its Prisoner Christmas.
  
They're Wishin', Wishin', Wishin',
A#5          F5                         C5
Please, Oh, please, Release me this christmas.

You Can here 'em Now.


boo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo,

boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo
     A#5         F5         C5 
Boo Hoooooooooooooooo



Well dee-dee wishes he asked to see her ID,
            F5
And Freddie Wishes he could kill them again,
        C5
And jeremy is just-a dreamin' for a re-do machine,
            F5
and Dunston wishes he had never checked in


                                    A#5
its Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Eve,
      F5                      C5
Can't Leave, Its Prisoner Christmas.
  
They're Wishin', Wishin', Wishin',
A#5                              F5                          C5
Please, please, please, please, please, Release me this christmas.

You Can here 'em Now.


boo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo,

Boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo
     A#5           F5         C5 
Boo Hoooooooooooooooo
                                     A#5
Davy needs to be free so that he can proceed with his greed
         F5                   C5
he wants every beanie baby
                                            A#5
Jimmy prays he'll be saved so he slaves and behaves
                  F5                       C5
so one day he can kill his sucky lawyer
                                                A#5
Alpha Male turning pale with the fear that this year
                       F5                   C5
its his rear that will be somebody's baby

Little Mike wasn't like what you find,
         A#5
but he's here and he's queer 
        F5      A#5       F5         
so get used to iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit


                C5
Its Prisoner christmas

They're wishin, wishin, wishin,
A#5                     F5                          C5
please, please, jesus, Please, release me this christmas

You can hear 'em now


boo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo,
    A#5                 C5
boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo

boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo,
    A#5                 C5
boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo



Gah, Jesus...

Alright Homies.. Lets get drunk