This is my first tab, so be gentle :)

Standard Tuning

Capo on 4

Intro: G

Verse 1:
G                                      C
I met a pretty girl at a festival with a bag on MDMA,
D                                                     G
Well we both took a great big dab and went to greet the day,
                                             C
Now I warn you, this shit tastes foul when you put it in your gob,
    D                                         G
But try to swallow all of it, It'll knock your fuckin' socks off, 
                                   C
So the two of us were wired, and the festivals in flow,
    D                                   G
We wandered round and watched some bands, smiling as we go,
                                  C
As the day turns into night-time, a fire's being lit,
D                            G
We dance to an unknown DJ, and sneak a little kiss

Chorus:
    C                               G
Well being drunk can make a girl seem prettier than she is,
     D                       G
And I'm not the only one whose made mistakes when I was pissed,
     C                                   G
Well tryin' to make out right from wrong on ecstasy is tough,
        D                               G
But it's MDM-Amazing, and I feel like I'm in love,

Verse 2:
G                                      C
So with the night comes brand new friends everywhere we go,
D                                                     G
And we're sitting round campfires, with people we don't know,
                                             C
And every time we move along, we have another dab,
    D                                   G
I'm guerning my face off, but I'm really really glad,
                                  C
We're cuddlin', and kissin', we're talkin' like a team,
D                                         G
We're dancin' so intensely, for life and love and dreams,
                                  C
As the moon watches the sunrise, it opens up the day, 
       D                             G
but we just open up the wrap, for more M.D.M.A

Chorus:
    C                               G
Well being drunk can make a girl seem prettier than she is,
     D                       G
And I'm not the only one whose made mistakes when I was pissed,
     C                                   G
Well tryin' to make out right from wrong on ecstasy is tough,
        D                               G
But it's MDM-Amazing, and I feel like I'm in love,

Verse 3:
(Just pluck the root note until "I've missed my lift...")
G                                      C
So then I woke beneath a tree, In the pissin' down of rain,
D                                                  G
Well the pretty girl had disappeared with her M.D.M.A,
                                  C
Well the festival was over, cause everything had closed,
D                                                  G
There's just a band and tents here now, and people going home,
                            C
Well I've missed my lift to London,
D                            G
My money's all been spunked,
                               C
I've even lost my mobile phone, I think I'm fucked,
D                                  G
And then from out of nowhere, boundin' accross the field,
                             C                         
Smilin' like a summers day, comes my pretty girl,
D                                   G
She bought a cup of tea for me, she kisses me on the lips,
  C                                                          G
And the she whispers in my ear, she's bought some liquid acid