Standard tuning 
No Capo

             G
You part the waters,
                       ( D4 ) D  
The same ones that I'm drowning in.
              ( D4 ) D
You lead your casual slaughters,
                    G
And I'm the one who helps you win. 
                  G
You've got your graaand piiiaaaaanoooo.
               C
You don't even play piano.
                G 
I'm the one who plays piano.
               D           C
You don't even play piano. 

G G G G

G
You part the waters,
                       D
The same ones that I'm thirsty for.
You invite your friends to tea,
                     G
But when it's me you lock the door.
                 G
You've got your credit cards,
                   C
And you thank your lucky stars.
    G                                       G
But don't forget the ones who foot the bill. 

Solo
G C D G

                   G
You've got your graaand piiiaaaaanoooo.
               C
You don't even play piano.
                G 
I'm the one who plays piano.
               D           C
You don't even play piano. 

                 G       G G G
But you part the waters.