E5
E:--------------------- | 
B:--------------------- | 
G:---1-1-----1-1------- | 
D:--2-2-2---2-2-2------ | 
A:--------2------------ | 
E:-0--------------0---- | 


   E5                                C#5
E:------------------------------------------------------------------ | 
B:------------------------------------------------------------------ | 
G:---1--1----1--1----1--1----1--1-----6--6----6--6----6--6----6--6-- | 
D:--2-2--2--2-2--2--2-2--2--2-2--2---6-6--6--6-6--6--6-6--6--6-6--6- | 
A:---------2---------------2--------4---------------4--------------- | 
E:-0---------------0------------------------4---------------4------- | 
My friend she told me such a story  But she didn't know what I knew
        
   G#5                              A5
E:------------------------------------------------------------------ | 
B:------------------------------------------------------------------ | 
G:---4--4----4--4----4--4----4--4-----6--6----6--6----6--6----6--6-- | 
D:--6-6--6--6-6--6--6-6--6--6-6--6---7-7--7--7-7--7--7-7--7--7-7--7- | 
A:---------6---------------6----------------7---------------7------- | 
E:-4---------------4----------------5---------------5--------------- | 
I laughed with my friend when she got to the end
                                    And I knew we were laughing at you

   E5                                C#5
E:------------------------------------------------------------------ | 
B:------------------------------------------------------------------ | 
G:---1--1----1--1----1--1----1--1-----6--6----6--6----6--6----6--6-- | 
D:--2-2--2--2-2--2--2-2--2--2-2--2---6-6--6--6-6--6--6-6--6--6-6--6- | 
A:---------2---------------2--------4---------------4--------------- | 
E:-0---------------0------------------------4---------------4------- | 
She told me you'd made some money You got yourself framed on the wall

   G#5                              B5
E:------------------------------------------------------------------ | 
B:------------------------------------------------------------------ | 
G:---4--4----4--4----4--4----4--4-----8--8----8--8----8--8----8--8-- | 
D:--6-6--6--6-6--6--6-6--6--6-6--6---(b9)(b9)-(b9)-(b9)(b9)-(b9)-(b9)(b9)-(b9)-(b9)(b9)-(b9) | 
A:---------6---------------6----------------(b9)--------------(b9)------ | 
E:-4---------------4----------------7---------------7--------------- | 
And people come by, and they look at your face
                                  And they say it's the fairest of all

Chorus:
   C#5           A5               E5               G#5
E:------------------------------------------------------------------ | 
B:------------------------------------------------------------------ | 
G:---6--6----6--6-----6--6----6--6----1--1----1--1----4--4----4--4-- | 
D:--6-6--6--6-6--6---7-7--7--7-7--7--2-2--2--2-2--2--6-6--6--6-6--6- | 
A:-4------------------------7---------------2---------------6------- | 
E:---------4--------5---------------0---------------4--------------- | 
Of course you protect, That's what you do best
                                  And you're modest and shy to the end

   A5                C#5          A5               B5
E:------------------------------------------------------------------ | 
B:------------------------------------------------------------------ | 
G:---6--6----6--6-----6--6----6--6----6--6----6--6----8--8----8--8-- | 
D:--7-7--7--7-7--7---6-6--6--6-6--6--7-7--7--7-7--7--(b9)(b9)-(b9)-(b9)(b9)-(b9) | 
A:--------7--------4------------------------7---------------(b9)------ | 
E:-5------------------------4-------5---------------7--------------- | 
You're watching them , as they're looking at you
                                  And you know it was money well spent
   B5
E:------------------- | 
B:------------------- | 
G:---8--8-----8--8--- | 
D:--(b9)(b9)-(b9)--(b9)(b9)-(b9)- | 
A:---------(b9)-------- | 
E:-7----------------- | 


E5
She told me you'd given up drinking
C#5
To be with somebody you knew
G#5
You tried to get into the bible
A5
but it never got into you
E5
But you still got some loyal disciples
C#5
I supposed that I'm one of the few
G#5
And I shouldn't have laughed cause I mean you no harm
B5
But my friend got to me before you



C#5                  A5 
So next time I see you, I'll be pleased to see you
G#5                             E5
I hope you'll be pleased to see me
 A5                       C#5                         A5
I'll visit your picture, I won't have the nerve to tell them 
                 B5
they got you all wrong

Outro:  same as verse

The End