Blink 182 Take Off Your Pants And Jacket 2001 MCA Records Submitted by: paramore_fans@yahoo.com Tracklist: 1.) Anthem Part 2 2.) Online Songs 3.) First Date 4.) Happy Holidays You Bastard 5.) Story Of A Lonely Guy 6.) The Rock Show 7.) Stay Together For The Kids 8.) Roller Coaster 9.) Reckless Abandon 10.) Everytime I Look For You 11.) Give Me One Good Reason 12.) Shut Up 13.) Please Take Me Home Bonus Tracks: 14.) Don't Tell Me It's Over 15.) Time To Break Up 16.) What Went Wrong 17.) Fuck A Dog 18.) When You Fucked Grandpa 19.) Mother's Day _______________________________________________ 1.) Anthem Part 2 Key: C Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: C - x32010 Dm - xx0231 Am - x02210 F - 133211 C/E - 032xxx or Em - 022000 G - 320003 Intro: Part 1: C(hold) x2 Guitar 2: e|-3---3---1---1---0---0---1---1---| B|---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-| G|---------------------------------| D|---------------------------------| x2 A|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------| Part 2: C--Dm--Am--F x4 Guitar 2: e|-3---3---1---1---0---0---1---1---| B|---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-| G|---------------------------------| D|---------------------------------| x4 A|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------| Guitar 3: will enter at 3rd time e|---------------|-----------------| B|---------------|-----------------| G|---------------|-----------------| D|-------3-----2-|-----0-------0---| x2 A|-3-3-3---3-3---|-3-3---3-3-3---3-| E|---------------|-----------------| x3 Part 3: C--Am-F x2 Guitar 2: e|-0--1--0-----0--1--0--------0--1--0-----0--1----| B|----------1-----------1--3-----------1--------1-| G|------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------| Verse 1: C Am F Everything has fallen to pieces C Am F Earth is dying help me Jesus C Am F We need guidance we've been misled C Am F Young and hostile but not stupid Mark: Am G F G|---9---|---7---|---5-| D|-7---7-|-5---5-|-3---| A|-------|-------|-----| E|-------|-------|-----| Verse 2: C Am F Corporate leaders politicians C Am F Kids can't vote adults elect them C Am F Moms that rule the school and workplace C Am F Signs that caution sixteen's unsafe Mark: Am G F G|---9---|---7---|---5-| D|-7---7-|-5---5-|-3---| A|-------|-------|-----| E|-------|-------|-----| Chorus: C/E F C G We really need to see this through C/E F C G We never wan-ted to be abused Am F C G We'll never give up it's no use Am F(hold) If we're fucked up you're to blame (Repeat Intro Part 3) Verse 2: C Am F Let this trainwreck burn more slowly C Am F Kids are victims in this story C Am F Drowned our youth with useless warnings C Am F Teenage rules: they're fucked and boring Mark: Am G F G|---9---|---7---|---5-| D|-7---7-|-5---5-|-3---| A|-------|-------|-----| E|-------|-------|-----| (Repeat Chorus) Interlude: Mark: C Am F G|-----------------|---------|---------| D|-----------------|---------|---------| A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-0-0-0-0-|---------| x2 E|-----------------|---------|-1-1-1-1-| Interlude: C Am F Everything has fallen to pieces C Am F Everything has fallen to pieces C(all the way) Everything has fallen to piece Everything has fallen to (Repeat Chorus) Outro: C--Dm--Am--F x2 Guitar 3: e|---------------|-----------------| B|---------------|-----------------| G|---------------|-----------------| D|-------3-----2-|-----0-------0---| x2 A|-3-3-3---3-3---|-3-3---3-3-3---3-| E|---------------|-----------------| x3 Guitar 2: e|-3---3---1---1---0---0---1---1---| B|---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-| G|---------------------------------| D|---------------------------------| x2 A|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------| ____________________________________________ 2.) Online Songs Key: A Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: A - x02220 Bm - x24432 D - xx0232 E - 022100 F#m - 244222 Intro: A Josie Bm D You're my source E of most frustration A Bm Forget when I D E Don't meet expectations A Everything you Bm wished came true D In the end we E all blamed you A Even though as Bm they all know D You weren't the only E(hold) one, two, three, four... Interlude: A--Bm--D--E-- x2 Guitar 2: e|---------------------|------------------| B|---------------------|------------------| G|---------------------|------------7-7-7-| D|---------------------|------------7-7-7-| A|---4---7-4---5---5-4-|---4---7-4--7-7-7-| E|-5---5-----5---5-----|-5---5------0-0-0-| x3 Verse 1: A Why do you still D keep it around When you know it F#m brings me down E A I'm hating everything A And I know that D you dated other guys F#m But I gotta wonder why E A You'd leave it out for me (Shit) (Repeat Interlude) Verse 2: A Why am I still D hanging around When I know it F#m brings me down E A I'm hating everything A And you are getting D rides home in his car And making out in F#m his front yard E A I'm hating everything Chorus: D Please don't remind me A Put your past behind me It shines so bright E it blinds me I wish that D this would end D And I am not fine Last night I A saw you online Your screen name E used to be mine Why can't we D just pretend Verse 3: A D And if we can have another day F#m I've got so much left to say E A I'd tell you everything A And I'll laugh when I D think about the past F#m When I see you after class E A You're hating everything (Repeat Chorus twice) Bridge: And she said F#m D Na na na na na A na na na na E na na na na (I just forgot you were there) F#m D Na na na na na A na na na na E na na na na (I just forgot you were there) F#m D Na na na na na A na na na na E na na na na (I just forgot you were there) F#m D Na na na na na A na na na na E na na na na (Repeat chorus twice) Outro: And she said F#m D(hold) Na na na na na ______________________________________________ 3.) First Date Key: C Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: C - x32010 Dm - xx0231 Am - x02210 F - 133211 G - 320003 Em - 022000 G/B - x2x003 Intro: C--Dm--F--G-- x2 Guitar 2: e--0----------------------------------| B---11111111-31111111-311111111-31110-| G-------------------------------------| D-------------------------------------|x2 A-------------------------------------| E-------------------------------------| e-------------------------------------| B-------------------------------------| G---------------5---------------------| D---------------5----Let Ring---------| A---------------3---------------------| E-------------------------------------| Verse 1: C In the car I just can't wait G to pick you up on F our very first date C Is it cool if I hold your hand? G F Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance? C Do you like my stupid hair? G Would you guess that I F didn't know what to wear? C I'm too scared of what you think G You make me nervous F so I really can't eat Chorus: C G/B Am Let's go don't wait this F G night's almost over C G/B Am Honest let's make this F G night last forever C G/B Am Forever and ever let's F G make this last forever C G/B Am Forever and ever let's F G make this last forever (Repeat Intro) Verse 2: When you smile I melt inside I'm not worthy for a minute of your time I really wish it was only me and you I'm jealous of everybody in the room Please don't look at me with those eyes Please don't hint that you're capable of lies I dread the thought of our very first kiss A target that i'm probably gonna miss Interlude: C--Em--F--G-- x6 Guitar 2: Wil lenter at 3rd time e|------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------| G|-5-5-9-9-5--9-9-5--10-10-5--7-7-7-7-| D|-x-x-x-x-x--x-x-x---x--x-x--x-x-x-x-| x4 A|-3-3-7-7-3--7-7-3---8--8-3--5-5-5-5-| E|------------------------------------| (Repeat Chorus) Outro: C G/B Am Forever and ever let's F G make this last forever C G/B Am Forever and ever let's F G C(hold) make this last forever ____________________________________________ 4.) Happy Holidays You Bastard Key: B Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: B - x24442 F# - 244322 G#m - 466444 E - 022100 Verse 1: B It's Christmas Eve and I've F# only wrapped two fucking presents B Christmas Eve and I've only F# wrapped two fucking presents Abm And I hate hate hate your guts E I hate hate hate your guts B F# E And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off B F# E I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock B F# E I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock B F# E I'll never talk to you again F# I'll never talk to you again Verse 2: B It's Labor day and my Grandpa F# just ate seven fucking hotdogs B Labor day and my grandpa F# just ate seven fucking hotdogs Abm And he shit shit shits his pants E He's always fucking shitting his pants B F# E And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off B F# E I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock B F# E I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock B F# E I'll never talk to you again F# B B(hold) I'll never talk to you again ____________________________________________ 5.) Story Of A Lonely Guy Key: A Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: A - x02220 Bm - x24432 A/C# - x476xx or x4222x C#m - x46654 D - xx0232 F#m - 244222 E - 022100 E/G# - 476xxx Intro: A--E--F#m--D-- x2 Tom: e|-0--5--7--0--5--7--5-| B|---------------------| G|---------------------| D|---------------------| x2 A|---------------------| E|---------------------| Mark: A E F#m D G|-----9---|-----9---|-----6---|-----2---4---6---| D|-7-7---7-|-9-9---9-|-4-4---4-|-0-0---0---0---0-| A|---------|---------|---------|-----------------| x2 E|---------|---------|---------|-----------------| x2 x2 x2 Verse 1: A Bm Push it out C#m fake a smile D Avert disaster A just in time Bm I need a drink C#m Cause in a while D Worthless answers from A friends of mine Bm It's dumb to ask C#m cool to ignore D girls possess me but A they're never mine Bm I made my entrance C#m avoided hazards D Checked my engine I fell behind Refrain 1: A/C# D da da da da A E da da da da da I fell behind A/C# D A da da da da da E da da da da Chorus 1: A E She makes me feel like F#m D it's raining outside A E And when the storm's gone F#m D I'm all torn up inside A E F#m I'm always nervous on days D like this like the prom A E I get too scared to move F#m D cause I'm a fucking boy (Repeat Intro) Verse 2: A Bm C#m Remember when I was in D The grocery store A now's my time Bm Lost the words C#m lost the nerve D Lost the girl A left the line Bm I would wish C#m upon a star D But that star A it doesn't shine Bm So read my book C#m with a boring ending D A short story of a lonely guy Refrain 2: A/C# D da da da da A E da da da da da Who fell behind A/C# D A da da da da da E da da da da (Repeat and Chorus 1) Interlude: A/C#--Bm--E-- x2, A/C#--D--E--A-E/G#-A/C#--Bm-- Bridge: A E F#m da da da da da D da da da da (Repeat) Chorus 2: A E She makes me feel like F#m D it's raining outside A E And when the storm's gone F#m D I'm all torn up inside A E F#m I'm always nervous on days D like this like the prom A E I get too scared to move F#m cause I'm still just a D A(hold) stupid worthless boy!!! ______________________________________ 6.) The Rock Show Key: A Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: A - x02220 E - 022100 F#m - 244222 D - xx0232 C#m - x46654 Intro: A--D--E-- x2, A Tom: e|-------------------------| B|-------------------------| G|-------------------------| D|-------------------------| x4 A|-------7-7-7-5-5-5-4-4-4-| E|-5-5-5-------------------| verse 1: A Hanging out behind the club at the weekends D Acting stupid getting E drunk with my best friends A I couldn´t wait for the summer and the Warped Tour D E I remember it´s the first time I saw her there Interlude: A--D--E-- x2 verse 2: A She´s getting kicked out of school because she´s failing D I´m kind of nervous cause I E think all her friends hate me A She´s the one she´ll always be there D She took my hand and E that made it I swear Chorus: A Because I fell in love with F#m D the girl at the rock show A She said "What" and I F#m D told her that I didn´t know A She´s so cool I´m gonna F#m D sneak in through her window E Everything´s better D when she´s around E I can´t wait til her D parents go out of town E I fell in love with the D C#m girl at the rock show Interlude: A--D--E-- x2 verse 3 A When we said were gonna move to Vegas D E I remember the look her mother gave us A Seventeen without a purpose or direction D We don´t owe anyone a E fucking explanation (Repeat Chorus) Bridge: F#m Black and white picture D of her on my wall A I waited for her call E She always kept me waiting F#m And if I ever got D another chance A I´d still ask her to dance E D Because she kept me waiting Tom: e|---------------------------------| B|-2---2---2---3---2---2---2---3---| G|---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-| D|---------------------------------| x2 A|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------| Mark: G|-----------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------| A|-9-9-9-9-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-0-2-4-0-0-0-0-0---------| E|---------------------------------------0-0-0-0-| G|-----------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------2-2-0-0-| A|-9-9-9-9-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-0-2-4-0-0-0-0-0---------| E|-----------------------------------------------| (Repeat Chorus) Outro: A D E I´ll never forget tonight (Repeat until fade) ______________________________________________ 7.) Stay Together For The Kids Key: D Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: D - xx0232 A/C# - x476xx or x422xx Bm - x24432 A - x02220 G - 320033 F#m - 244222 Intro: Tom: x2 D A/C# Bm A e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| G|-----------------|-----------------|-------------0---|-----------------| D|---0---7---0-4-0-|---0---7---0-4-0-|---0---4---0---0-|---2---4-5-4-2-0-| A|-5---5---5-------|-4---4---5-------|-2---2---2-------|-0---0-----------| E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| Verse 1: D Bm it's hard to wake up When the shades have A been pulled shut This house is haunted its so pathetic it makes no sense at all D Bm I'm ripe with things to say A the words rot and fall away If a stupid poem could fix this home I'd read it every day Chorus: G F#m So here's your holiday G Hope you enjoy it this time F#m You gave it all away G It was mine F#m So when you're dead and gone G Will you remember this night? F#m Twenty years now lost It's not right (Repeat Intro) Verse 2: D Bm Their anger hurts my ears A Been running strong for seven years Rather than fix the problems they never solve them It makes no sense at all D Bm I see them every day A We get along so why can't they? If this is what he wants and it's what she wants Then why's there so much pain? (Repeat Chorus) Interlude: D--A--G--A x4, G--F#m x2 (Repeat Chorus) Outro: G It's not right F#m It's not right G F#m It's not right G--F#m--G--F#m (Repeat until fade) _____________________________________________ 8.) Roller Coaster Key: A Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: A/C# - x476xx D - xx0232 A - x02220 E - 022100 Bm - x24432 Intro: A/C#--D--A-- Guitar 2: e|-----------------| B|-2---2-3-2-------| G|---2-------2---2-| D|-------------2---| x2 A|-----------------| E|-----------------| Chorus: A Breathing deeply walking backwards D Finding strength to Bm D call and ask her A Roller coaster favorite ride D Let me kiss you Bm D one last time Interlude: A---E--D-- x2 Guitar 2: e|-----------------| B|-2---2-3-2-------| G|---2-------2---2-| D|-------------2---| x8 A|-----------------| E|-----------------| Verse 1: A D Leave me standing here Bm D Act like I'm not around A The coast will D probably never clear Bm Can I please D go home now? A I had that dream D Bm D about you again A D Where I wait outside Bm D until you let me in And there I stayed Interlude: A---E--D-- Guitar 2: e|-----------------| B|-2---2-3-2-------| G|---2-------2---2-| D|-------------2---| x4 A|-----------------| E|-----------------| Verse 2: A D Bm Lay beside me and D listen at the wall A D We'll keep on lying Bm until the D summer comes A D I had that dream Bm D about you again Where you A D drive my car Right off a Bm D fucking cliff And Now I'm (Repeat Chorus) Bridge: Bass lines A---E--D x6 Verse 3: A D Bm Make me promise that D I will never tell A D Bm All I remember is the D way her bedroom smelled A D I had that dream Bm D about you again A D Where I wait outside Bm D until you let me in And Now I'm (Repeat Chorus) Outro: A/C# D Goodnight A(hold) Goodnight _________________________________________________ 9.) Reckless Abandon Key: B Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: B - x24442 E - 022100 G#m - 466444 F# - 244322 Intro: B On on and on reckless abandon E somethings wrong this is gonna shock them Ab F# Nothing to hold on to we'll E use this song to lead you on Interlude: B--E--G#m--F# x4 Guitar: e|------------|--------------| B|-4-----7--5-|-4--4-5-------| G|----4-------|---------6--6-| D|------------|--------------| x2 A|------------|--------------| E|------------|--------------| x3 Verse 1: B I learned alot today not sure if I'll get laid F# not sure if I'll fail or pass kissed every girl in class B everybody would waste it all to have a summer that they could call F# a memory thats full of fun fucked up when it's all done Chorus: B On on and on reckless abandon E somethings wrong this is gonna shock them Abm F# Nothing to hold on to we'll E use this song to lead you on Abm and break the truth F# with more bad news we E left a scar size exta large (Repeat Interlude) Verse 2: B Sip a drink of the alcohol end up kneeling in bathroom stalls F# eyes are red my movements slow to high got vertigo B he took a shit in the bathroom tub and fed the dog the brownie drug F# tried hard to not get cought He fucked a chick in a parking lot (Repeat Chorus) Bridge: B--E--G#m--F#-- x4 Verse 3: B Break a window and bust a wall Making fun of your friend's mom F# Turn the music up way to loud Charge the pizza to the house B Everybody would waste it all To have a summer that they could call F# Memory that's full of fun Fucked Up When It's all done (Repeat Chorus) Outro: B _____________________________________ 10.) Everytime I Look For You Key: B Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: B - x24442 C#m - x46654 E - 022100 F# - 244322 G#m - 466444 Intro: B-- Verse 1: B I never found out why you left him C#m But this answer E begs that question B Too blind to see tomorrow C#m too broke To E beg or borrow B Young and Stupid C#m E Left wide open B hearts are wasted C#m E Lives are broken Interlude: B--F#--E--C#m-- x2 Guitar 2: e|-----------------------| B|-4--5-4--5-4--5-4--2-4-| G|-----------------------| D|-----------------------| x2 A|-----------------------| E|-----------------------| Verse 2: B One more point of contention C#m I need some E intervention B Approached with vague intentions C#m Betray my E short attention B span The distance C#m E bridge the border B beg forgiveness C#m E round the corner Chorus 1: Abm Everytime I look for E B you the sun goes down Abm And I stumble when this E B whole thing runs aground Abm I left another message E B You are never around Abm But everytime I look for E B you the sun goes down E Once more Will the last one out please shut the door (Repeat Interlude) Verse 2: B More time apart will give you C#m A few more E months to argue B Is this to much to live through C#m E It always seemed B too far to drive The point home C#m E send more letters B pray tomorrow C#m E ends up better (Repeat Chorus 1) Bridge: B--F#--E x4 Verse 3: B F# I never did do anything that she asked E I never let what happened stay in the past B I never did quite F# understand what she meant E In spite of everything in spite of everything Chorus 2: Abm Everytime I look for E B you the sun goes down Abm And I stumble when this E B whole thing runs aground Abm I left another message E B You are never around Abm But everytime I look for E B you the sun goes down Abm And I stumble when this E B whole thing runs aground Abm I left another message E B You are never around Abm But everytime I look for E E(hold) you the sun goes down _____________________________________ 11.) Give Me One Good Reason Key: E Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: E - 022100 B - x24442 C#m - x46654 E/G# - 476xxx A - x02220 Intro: E--B x2, C#m--A--C#m--B Guitar 2: E B e|----------------|-----------------| B|----------------|-----------------| G|-----1-----1----|-----------------| D|---2-----2---2--|---4-2---4-2---4-| x2 A|-2-----2--------|-2-----2-----2---| E|----------------|-----------------| C#m A e|-----------------|-----------------| B|-----------------|-----------------| G|---1-----1-----1-|-----------------| D|-----2-----2-----|---2-2---2-2---2-| A|-4-----4-----4---|-0-----0-----0---| E|-----------------|-----------------| C#m B e|-----------------|-----------------| B|-----------------|-----------------| G|---1-----1-----1-|-----------------| D|-----2-----2-----|---4-2---4-2---2-| A|-4-----4-----4---|-2-----2-----2---| E|-----------------|-----------------| Verse 1: E B Mom and dad they quite don't understand it E B All the kids they laugh as if they planned it C#m Why do girls want to A pierce their nose? C#m And walk around in B torn pantyhose Oh yeah! Interlude: E--B x2 Guitar 2: E B e|--------------|--------------| B|--------------|--------------| G|------------1-|--------------| D|-2-2-2-2-2----|--------1h2-2-| x2 A|-2-2-2-2-2----|--2-2-2-------| E|-0-0-0-0-0----|--------------| Verse 2: E I like the ones who say B they listen to the punk rock E I like the kids who fought B against how they were brought up C#m They hate the trends and A think its fucked to care C#m It's cool when they B piss people off with what they wear Oh yeah! (Repeat Interlude) Chorus: E E/G# B So give me one good reason E E/G# B A Why we need to be like them E E/G# B Kids will have fun and offend E E/G# They don't want to B A and don't fit in (Repeat Intro) Verse 3: E Hate the jocks the preps B the hippy-fuckin-scumbags E Heavy metalers with their B awful pussy hair bands C#m Counting seconds until A we can get away C#m Ditching school almost B every single day Oh yeah! 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Shut Up Key: A Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: A - x02220 C#m - x46654 D - xx0232 E - 022100 Bm - x24432 Intro: A, A--C#m-D x4 Guitar 2: A C#m D e|-----0---|-----0---|-----0---| B|---------|---------|---------| G|---2---2-|---2---2-|---2---2-| D|---------|---------|-0-------| x4 A|-0-------|-4-------|---------| E|---------|---------|---------| x2 Verse 1: A Shut the fuck up she said C#m D I'm going fucking deaf A You're always too loud C#m D Everything's too loud A Now that all my friends left C#m D This place is fucking dead A I wanna move out C#m When can we move out? D A C#m This shit has got to stop D A C#m D A C#m D I'll run away Verse 2: A Get the fuck up she said C#m D Your life is meaningless A It's going nowhere C#m D You're going nowhere A You're just a fuck up she said C#m D I'll live alone instead A She said: "You don't care" C#m D I know I don't care Chorus: D A I'll never ask permission from you D A Fuck off I'm not listening to you Bm D I'm not coming home Bm D I'm never going to come back home Verse 3: A I got too fucked up again C#m D And passed out on the plane A Tried to forget you C#m D I can't forget you A No sleep on this flight C#m D I'll think about the nights A We had to get through C#m D How did we get through? (Repeat Chorus) Bridge: E C#m A E C#m A I'll run away E C#m I think it's time A that I should leave E C#m I think it's time A that I should leave E C#m I think it's time A that I should leave E C#m I think it's time A that I should leave Bridge: A--C#m-D x4 Guitar 2: x2 A C#m D e|-------------------------|-------------|-------------| B|-------------------------|-------------|-------------| G|-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-|-13-13-13-13-|-11-11-11-11-| D|--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x-|--x--x--x--x-|--x--x--x--x-| A|-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-|-11-11-11-11-|--9--9--9--9-| E|-------------------------|-------------|-------------| A C#m D e|-------------------------|-------------|-------------| B|-------------------------|-------------|-------------| G|-18-18-18-18-18-18-18-18-|-16-16-16-16-|-14-14-14-14-| D|--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x-|--x--x--x--x-|--x--x--x--x-| A|-16-16-16-16-16-16-16-16-|-14-14-14-14-|-12-12-12-12-| E|-------------------------|-------------|-------------| (Repeat Chorus) Outro: A I runaway C#m I think it's time D for me to leave (Repeat x4) End on A(hold) ______________________________________________ 13.) Please Take Me Home Key: B Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: B - x24442 C#m - x46654 G#m - 466444 E - 022100 F# - 244322 F#/Bb - x143xx B/D# - x698xx C#m7 - x424xx B2 - x214xx Intro: B-- Verse 1: B C#m Abm E Oh no it happened again B She's cool she's C#m Abm E hot she's my friend B C#m Abm E I'd drive for hours it's so B C#m Abm E You leave me nowhere to go Refrain: E She's unstoppable B Unpredictable Abm I'm so jaded F# Calculated E F#/Bb Wrong Chorus: B F#/Bb Please take me home Abm E Too late it's gone B F#/Bb I bet you're sad Abm E This is the best time we ever had Verse 2: B C#m Abm E I hope hope that it last B C#m Abm E Give in forget the past B C#m Abm E Be strong when things fall apart B C#m Abm E Honest this breaks my heart (Repeat Refrain and Chorus twice) Interlude: B--C#m7--B2--E x2 Bridge: B C#m7 B2 E Why did we have to go date? B C#m7 B2 E It's too easy to complicate B C#m Be strong when things fall apart B/D# E (Be strong when things fall apart) B C#m B/D# Honest, this breaks my heart E (I'ts so hard) let's go!!! Interlude: B--F#/Bb--B/Eb--E x2, B--F#/Bb--G#m--E x2, F#-- (Repeat Chorus) _________________________________________ 14.) Don't Tell Me It's Over Key: C Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: C - x32010 G - 320003 F - 133211 Am - x02210 Verse 1: C I hear the phone it G F rings so violently C Can't leave my room cant breath since G F she left me C I will admit I hate G F those things i said C Girls always cry guys G F will never admit they did Refrain: C G F Hold on hold on C G F hold on hold on Chorus: C Dont tell me that it's over G F I'm not used to this temptation C And when you come back running G F There's no use for explanation C I think things are too hurtful G F Even with my expert knowledge C Most girls do mean trouble G F because they are rarely honest Interlude: C--F-G x2 Guitar 2: e|-----------------| B|-----------------| G|-----------------| D|---2---2----2----| x4 A|-3---3---3-----3-| E|-----------------| Verse 2: C What's with the jokes G F all the routines they play C Screwing with my head never quitting till G F they get their way C Guys like to run chicks G F love to yell you see C Guys hate to fight G F girls think it's therapy (Repeat Refrain and Chorus) (Repeat Interlude) Breakdown: C--G-Am-F x2 Bridge: C G Am F Hold on hold on C G Am F hold on hold on (Repeat Chorus twice) Outro: C(hold) Dont tell me that it's over I'm not used to this temptation _______________________________________________ 15.) Time To Break Up Key: C# Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: C# - x46664 G# - 466544 Bbm - x13321 F# - 244322 Fm - 133111 C#/F - 143xxx Ebm - x68876 Intro: Part 1: Ab-F#-Fm-Ab Part 2: C#--G#-F#-G# x2 Guitar 2: x means palm mute C# Ab F# Ab e|----------------|----------------|--------|--------| B|----------------|----------------|--------|--------| G|----------------|----------------|--------|--------| D|-----3-3-1-1----|-----3-3-1-1----|-4--x-x-|-6--x-x-| x2 A|-4-4----------4-|--------------4-|-4--x-x-|-6--x-x-| E|----------------|-4-4------------|-2--x-x-|-4--x-x-| x2 Verse 1: C# I guess it's only the men Ab Who get fucked F# now and again C# We take our chicks to the mall Ab We wait in F# parking stalls C# And when we come home too late Ab She's pissed that F# she had to wait C# And my excuse not to call Ab F# It never worked at all Chorus: C# Time to wake up C#/F Where's your daughter? F# Hurts to break up Ab She was stronger C# All my friends say C#/F Please don't love her F# What did I gain? Ab Now I miss her so (Repeat Intro Part 2) Verse 2: C# I used to hate the lipstick Ab It stained and F# tasted so sick C# The panty hose and the bra Ab She threw on F# my guitar C# Shit Fuck I made a mistake Ab I thought I F# needed a break C# The truth is I'm such a dick Ab It's broke and F# can't be fixed (Repeat Chorus) Breakdown: Bbm--F#--C#--G#-- Guitar 2: Bbm F# C# Ab e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D|-----------------|-----------------|---3---3---3---3-|-----------------| A|---4---4---4---4-|---4---4---4---4-|-4---4---4---4---|---6---6---6---6-| E|-6---6---6---6---|-2---2---2---2---|-----------------|-4---4---4---4---| Bridge: Bbm If you want to call it a F# heart ache (a heart ache) C# Then I sure regret Ab those things I miss her Bbm If you want the pain F# to go away (to go away) Better suck up your C# Ab pride admit you lost her C# Let her go (let her go) Ab move on (move on) C# let her go (let her go) Ab move on (move on) C# Ab Fm Ebm let her go (let her go) (Repeat Chorus) Outro: C# Ab Move on (move on) C# let her go (let her go) Ab Move on (move on) C# let her go (let her go) Ab Move on (move on C# let her go (let her go) Ab Move on (move on C#(hold) let her go ________________________________________________ 16.) What Went Wrong Key: A Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords: A - x02220 F#m - 244222 E - 022100 D - xx0232 Bm - x24432 Intro: e-------------| B-------------| G-----4---2*--| D-2-----------| A-------------| x4 E-------------| A--F#m-D x4 Verse 1: A F#m I'm sick of always hearing E D All those sad songs on the radio A F#m All day it is there to remind E An over-sensitive guy that he's D lost and alone yeah Interlude: e-------------| B-------------| G-----4---2*--| D-2-----------| A-------------| x4 E-------------| A--F#m-D x2 Verse 2: A F#m I hate our favourite restaurant E D Our favourite movie our favourite show A F#m We would stay up all of the night E We would laugh and get D high never answer the phone Chorus: A E I can't forgive F#m can't forget D Can't give in A What went wrong coz E F#m you said this was right D You fucked up my life Interlude: e-------------| B-------------| G-----4---2*--| D-2-----------| A-------------| x4 E-------------| A--F#m-D x4 Verse 3: A F#m I'm sick of always hearing E D Sappy love songs on the radio A This place it's fucking F#m cursed and it's plagued E And I can never escape D when my heart it explodes (Repeat Chorus) Guitar Solo: F#m D e|-----0-----------|-----0-----------| B|-------------2---|-------------2---| G|---2---2---2---2-|---2---2---2---2-| D|-----------------|-0-------0-------| A|-----------------|-----------------| E|-2-------2-------|-----------------| x2 x2 A Bm D e|-----0-----------|-----0-----------|----------------------------------| B|-------------2---|-------------2---|-----2-----2-----2--2-2--2-2--2-2-| G|---2---2---2---2-|---2---2---2---2-|---2-----2-----2----2-2--2-2--2-2-| D|-----------------|-----------------|-0-----0-----0------0-0--0-0--0-0-| A|-0-------0-------|-2-------2-------|----------------------------------| E|-----------------|-----------------|----------------------------------| Clarinet Solo: F#m D A e|-----|---------|--------------| B|-----|---------|------2--3--5-| G|-2---|-1--2--4-|--2-----------| D|-----|---------|--------------| x2 A|-----|---------|--------------| E|-----|---------|--------------| E D e|---|---| B|-0-|---| G|---|-2-| D|---|---| A|---|---| E|---|---| Outro: A F#m D I'm kicking out fiercely at the A F#m D World around me, what went wrong X4 A I'm kicking ________________________________________ 17.) Fuck A Dog Key: G Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: G - 320033 C - x32010 D - xx0232 G C D e|---------|-----|-----| B|---0-----|-----|-----| G|-------0-|---0-|---2-| D|-----0---|-----|-0---| A|---------|-3---|-----| E|-3-------|-----|-----| Intro: G--C-D x2 Verse 1: G C D I wanna fuck a G dog in the ass C D He wants to fuck G a dog in the ass C D G C I wanna fuck a dog D That's right kids G C D I tried to fuck G your mom in the ass C D Tried to fuck G your dad in the ass C D Could only find G C D the dog and his ass Chorus 1: G C D We wanna fuck a G C dog in the ass D We wanna fuck a G dog in the ass C D We wanna G C D fuck a dog Verse 2: G C D I tried to fuck a fucking G pirate in the ass C Argh me and me first D G mate you scurvy cure! C D Tried to fuck a fucking G C D pirate but I found the dog G Ah that was no pirate man C D that was thy own sister! G(hold) C D It's a mexican pirate Chorus 2: G C D We wanna fuck a G C dog in the ass D We wanna fuck a G(hold) G dog in the ass C D Wanna fuck a G(hold) fucking dog Outro: G C D(hold) Fuck You ______________________________ 18.) When You Fucked Grandpa Key: D Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: D - xx0232 A - x02220 G - 320033 Intro: Uno dos tres quatros D--G-A Verse 1: D When you fucked grandpa Did he tell you G A that he loved you? D Did he hold you until the sun did rise G And did he look A into your eyes D And ask you to fellate him G And stick a finger A or two in his ass Chorus: G He seems like A a total asshole G A Grandpa is a total fucking asshole G Who would ever want A a dirty greasy finger in his ass? (hold) He rubs his dick in broken glass (Repeat Intro twice) Verse 2: When you fucked D grandpa Did he kiss you G A soft and tender? D Did he tie your hands behind your head G And was it on your A mother's bed? And (Repeat horus) Mark Speaks while singing Chorus This is fucking stupid man I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather I mean you guys are related! What's he gonna do take out his teeth and just lay them on the side of the bed? Man you like to fuck him in the butt and have everyone come in and watch and masturbate And cum all over the place this is stupid I hate you all I'm not even going to have sex with my mom tonight man this is stupid! A(hold) I hate you! _______________________________ 19.) Mother's Day Key: G Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: Em - 022000 G - 320033 F# - 244322 C - x32010 D - xx0232 Intro: Em--G-F# x2 Verse: Em Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin' Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin' G F# Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin' Em Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin' Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin' G F# Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin' Chorus: Em C G D It's mother's day Em C G D It's mother's day Em C G D It's mother's day Em C G D It's mother's day (Repeat Verse and Chorus) Outro: Em(hold)