intro chords

A5 , G5 , C5 , A5 , 
E5 , C5 , A5 , G5 ,
C5 , A5 , E5 , C5


A5         G5
Don't do anything just stand there

C5                      A5              E5
Holding the light with man and boy shakin' all hands

   G5      C5     E5                G5   G5   E5   G5   G/f#   E5 
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead....



A5              G5      
Six big strong boys from the land 

C5                     A5         E5
Chewed off a piece of Mary Magdalenes arms

G5           C5            E5                 G5  G5   E5   G5  G/f#   E5  
While guard-ians wailed 'Oh for shame! For shame!'


G5      A5 F5      Bb5 D5     B5    F#5   D5   E5  F#5
I will tear the se--cret from your ar.....ms

middle instrumental bit (chords)

A5 , G5 , C5 , A5 , 
E5 , C5 , A5 , G5 ,
C5 , A5 , E5 , C5

A5             G5
And come boys out from the hat!

C5                 A5
I cannot see your feet!

           E5
Come on my lucky lads!

G5         C5       E5         G5  G5   E5   G5  G/f#   E5
You don't want to live forev-er!....

A5                G5                    C5     
As I live and breathe as'if in danger or as if in doubt

A5               E5
(Ran in circles screaming 'SHOU(t)!')

G5         C5     E5                G5  G5   E5   G5  G/f#   E5 
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead...



G5     A5 F5     Bb5      D5    B5    F#5  E5  F#5
(Crucified) I thought you  were de.....ad