Intro: E5 D5 C5 G5 D5

   G5
If I drove a truck 
    C5
And I were waitress 
    G5
And I ordered coffee 
                 D5
And I poured you some 
 C5                         G5                        
Then you'd stop by on your way sometime later 
                           D5            G5
And if we arm-wrestled I'd say that you won 

Chorus 
E5               D5
Ai-eeee my baby, ride easy 
     C5                  G5    D5
Ride high in the saddle all day 
        G5         C5
If your lovin' is good 
         D5             G5
And your cookin' ain't greasy 
      G5            C5
HITCH UP the chuck wagon 
    D5          G5
And we'll ride away 

If I were a winsome pale senorita 
And I a bull-fighter, down in the sand 
While the band kept on playing that Old Paso Doble 
I'd throw you a flower 
Would you take my hand? 

Chorus 

If I ran the country 
Yeah I'd be your first lady 
And fix up the white house 
While you were away 
Waitin' while I'm passing time with world leaders 
And later together alone we might lay