Intro: F#5 E5 A5 B5 F#5 E5 A5 C#5 
 
F#5              E5                           A5 
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,  
            B5 
and she's probably getting frisky...  
F#5               E5                        A5                            B5 
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey... 
F#5               E5                            A5                      B5                  A5 
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...  
              C#5 
And he don't know... 
  

        F#5          A5                  E5                      B5 
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, 
F#5               A5               C#5  
carved my name into his leather seat... 
          F#5                    A5  
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, 
E5                  B5  
slashed a hole in all 4 tires... 
     A5                     E5                 F#5   E5 A5 C#5 
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.  
 
Right now, she's probably up singing some  

white-trash version of Shania karoke..  

Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"  

and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky,  

Right now, he's probably dabbing 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo...  

And he don't know...  
 
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,  

carved my name into his leather seat,  

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,  

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...  

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.  
A5        E5                               B5 
I might saved a little trouble for the next girl, 
          D5                        E5       
Cause the next time that he cheats...  
                                F#5 E5 A5 B5       
Oh, you know it won't be on me!  
                F#5 E5 A5 C#5 
Ohh... not on me...  
 
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,  

carved my name into his leather seat...  

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,  

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...  
A5                      E5                  F#5 E5   
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.  
A5                            E5                   F#5 E5 A5 B5 
Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...  
                     F#5 E5 A5 B5  F#5 E5 A5 C#5 
Ohh... before he cheats...