Verse 1: C5 G5 Ground floor Shoppers' Paradise habit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives C5 G5 knuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden hearts C5 Spend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks G5 tested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits C5 G5 C5 ozone friendly rape alarms for those blinding dates another summer of hate Verse 2: C5 G5 It's the top shop for the tired and rundown going up for the final comedown C5 G5 First and second floors, third and fourth world wars C5 We've got a free pair of flares, with every hip replacement G5 just take the stairs to the bargain basement C5 Babies bottles full ot the milk of human kind nestle. Chorus: G5 C5 G5 C5 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls G5 C5 G5 C5 the big shop is open it's a wonderful world Verse 3: C5 G5 Top floor Shoppers' Paradise we've got a drunk Father Christmas and The Antichrist C5 G5 We've got nothing of value so there's no V.A.T. were going S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G. C5 We take Visa, Access, American Express G5 patched-up, hand-me-down, second to next best C5 clothes for all ages, mothers and babies Chorus: Verse 4: C5 Going down for all the things you missed G5 all the love. peace and happiness that don't exist C5 G5 We've got enpsychopaedias we've got pic 'n' fix a government freezer full of benefits C5 A children's assortment we're bigger than Hamleys G5 We've got Cabbage Patch orphans from Sylvanian Famllies C5 Carpets. Iinoleum , holy petroleum , G5 Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleans C5 G5 C5 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls the big shop is open and the world is wonderful Ending: C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5